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I Was Never the Cool Kid at School.

@heartbreakingtennant / heartbreakingtennant.tumblr.com

Hello, I'm Mari, a 30 year old fangirl from Brazil who is a Hufflepuff and loves David Tennant, Doctor Who, Broadchurch, Jessica Jones, Star Wars, Disney and Marvel.
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how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day. 

Yes. Good.

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jukeboxemcsa

Actually, all three of them should have become professors. Hermione would have become Headmistress, of course–youngest Headmistress of Hogwarts ever, and the only one willing to turn the portraits of her predecessors to the wall if they gave her too much lip about her efforts to modernize the curriculum. (She probably started as Transfiguration professor after McGonagall became Headmistress, but it wouldn’t surprise me if McGonagall was grooming her for the Headmistress job all along.)

And Ron took over as flying instructor for Professor Hooch; everyone thinks he’s an easy A because he’s so mellow and silly and hands out candy for good performances and his brother and sister sometimes visit the class to show off some of their old Quidditch moves and give away Wizard Wheezes to the best fliers, and it’s not until they talk to someone else from a different school or era that they realize that flying is actually really difficult to learn and Ron just found ways to slip all the teaching in under the fun so that they didn’t even notice. Things that seemed like silly tricks or goofy jokes turned out to be mnemonics for complex maneuvers, and of course nobody ever wanted to skip a class under his tutelage.

thisTHIS

Okay all other canon epilogues can go home, this is the best.

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Anonymous asked:

So tell me, why should I ship Tentoo and Rose more than Ten and Rose (yes technically they're the same, but prove to me what makes tentoo and rose a bit more..special)

Oh geez the pressure!!

Okie dokie, well if you’re someone who like plain hard facts, then they’re more special because they’ve been proven by canon to be a couple. That kiiissssss!!!

But let’s forget that for just a minute.

Tentoo is the Doctor. Not kinda the Doctor. Not sorta the Doctor. He doesn’t have a copy of the Doctor’s memories. He is the Doctor. Up until the moment he siphoned off that regeneration energy, Ten and Tentoo were the same man and had the same feelings for Rose Tyler.

The only different thing is that he is now in a human body. A human body that can match life spans with Rose Tyler. Really, that is all he ever wanted. He just wanted to be a normal bloke with a normal love, but he never could, because after 900+ years, he knows that everyone leaves him one way or another.

But now! Oh, now he finally can entertain the idea that he can actually keep Rose for his forever. If she wants him, that is.

That entire beach scene is so emotional. Tentoo is such a ball of nervous, anxious energy, and while he desperately wants Rose to pick him and stay with him, he’s not going to force her. He gives her the choice. Buy saying things like “if you want” and “together” are his way of begging without begging. He is more or less giving her the facts of this new him, and hoping it’ll be enough for her to want to stay.

And we can see it in Rose’s eyes that she is attracted to the idea of the Doctor having the same life span as her, because now there will be nothing holding him back anymore. The Doctor, for self-preservation reasons, could never give himself completely to Rose. He has a universe in his care, firstly, and secondly, he knows that he’ll only have a few short decades with her (if he’s lucky), before he’s alone once more. Even if he tries to love her completely, there will always be a piece of him that reminds him that his time with Rose is slowly winding down.

But Tentoo doesn’t have all of that. The universe can politely sod off, and he is free to love Rose completely and utterly.

Tentoo and Rose are so attractive to me because of the happy endings they both get. I am sad about how Ten’s ending goes, because I love him to bits as well, and Rose does too. But she gives him the option. I have no doubt that if Ten told her he loved her, that she would’ve figured out a way so that she and both of her Doctors could stay together. But he makes the decision for her, or he at least pushes her towards he option he deems better, and I think Rose is tired of his emotional whiplash that comes with loving the Time Lord.

The thing that attracts me the most towards Tentoo and Rose is the humanness of it. They’re both human now, and they both love each other desperately, and they’ve both had to make sacrifices to get where they are, but I don’t think they would change a thing. The Doctor can finally have his forever, and who is Rose to deny him anything but a perfectly happy human life with her, and she loves him just as desperately, even though she had to let go of the Time Lord Doctor.

I hope this train of thought makes sense? I just love these two so much :’)

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fic: a bit extraordinary (1/?)

Characters: Jenny, Donna, Ten x Rose Rating: G Words: 1.1k allthemidnightmemories prompted an AU where Jenny was adopted and Ten is her biological father. This is that fic - with bonus companions! AO3

The Doctor has never been an ordinary man, and extraordinary things often happen to extraordinary people.

A child prodigy and later a renowned scientist, John Smith—nicknamed the Doctor after he earned his first doctorate at the age of fourteen—is well-known within scientific circles as being one of the cleverest people in the world.

Not that he’d ever let you forget it.

Perhaps he should have expected it, then. The kidnapping. He isn’t the paranoid sort, though, so he didn’t.

It was a bit of an odd experience, he’d explained to the police officer. His captors had taken him to a lab and extracted a tissue sample. (He’d wiggled his hand around then, displaying the odd cut on the top of it.) Then they’d let him go. No ransom demand; nothing else.

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lostinfic

Fic teaser:

London, 1955
There are two types of people who come to the Trader’s: those who pay by the hour and those who pay by the month. The first type hide their faces behind wide-brimmed hats and upturned coat collars. The second type knows no one cares about their identity. They are invisible, forgotten. Pariahs wearing their scars like badges of honour.
Hardy had never imagined he’d be one of them.
He’d done everything right, and yet, he’d been betrayed. If Karma won’t keep up its end of the bargain, neither will he.
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1. A font you don’t like to use 2. A colour you don’t like to use 3. 3 reasons why you make graphics 4. Who/what inspired you to make graphics? 5. Link your first ever graphic (or earliest you can remember) 6. A graphic you’re proud of 7. A graphic you didn’t like but posted anyway 8. List 5 graphic makers you enjoy seeing graphics from 9. Which post has the highest amount of notes you’ve ever received? 10. 3 things you don’t like about graphic making 11. Do you save all your PSDs and keep them in folders? If yes, screenshot your folder(s). If no, explain why not. 12. Do you prefer making gifs or edits? Why? 13. What have you learnt since the beginning of your graphic making? 14. When did you start making graphics? 15. Name 2 pros and 2 cons of the program you use to make your graphics 16. Which fandom do you like making graphics for the most? 17. Name something you would like to improve on/learn 18. How long do your graphics usually take? 19. Favourite resource blog 20. Advice you would give to beginner graphic makers

Source: portgxs
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10xRose roommate AU?

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It was supposed to be a temporary arrangement. Rose was going to move in with her boyfriend just as soon as Mickey saved up enough money and John was going to go on that trip around the world he had been planning for years. They met through Donna, John’s cousin and Rose’s co-worker, who made the suggestion that since they both needed a place, they get a flat together. He shrugged, she shrugged, and they moved in together.It didn’t take many days to discover that they were complete opposites. John liked to be up and about at the crack of dawn, Rose would shuffle out of bed at half-eleven if she could. He dusted things and organized the spices in the kitchen by order of height; she was lucky if her shoes and socks made it past the front door, let alone into her bedroom. He could create a culinary masterpiece from cinnamon and rice; she had the numbers memorized of all the take-out places that delivered in their area. However, oddly enough, it worked. He groused about cleaning up after her and she encouraged him to slow down and enjoy life. He dragged her out of bed to see the sunrise from the rooftop, she helped him discover the nightlife of her favorite clubs. Their rental agreement was month-to-month and for the first few, it was an awkward discussion, would they continue? Should they? What if Mickey came up with a place? What if John finally quit his job to leave? Eventually, the discussions tapered off and ceased entirely. They were settled, comfortable, happy, and if and when things needed to change, they would cross that bridge at that time. For now, they were perfectly content with how things were.Three months turned into six and then nine and still the temporary arrangement continued. People talked because that’s what people do. John and Rose ignored them. They weren’t like that; they were just friends. Rose was in a relationship with Mickey, and eventually planning on moving in with him, even if he came around less and less often. John was still saving up for his trip around the world, the one from which he wasn’t really planning on returning, even if he had sort of stopped reading brochures and visiting travel sites. And in the meantime, well, talk was cheap and the best form of entertainment and it wasn’t bothering anyone, no, really, it wasn’t.One year to the day that they got the flat was a Friday night and they decided to stay in. There was wine, there was more wine, there was chips and repeats of a show neither of them cared about, and there was snogging. Drunk, happy, lazy snogging that turned into drunk, happy, lazy shagging that turned into waking up naked on the living room floor in utter horror together. John stammered out an apology and vanished into his bedroom and Rose retreated to hers and there was complete silence.When Rose finally emerged cautiously from her room it was to discover a note from John with more apologies and the receipt from his ticket to Spain. She stared at the slips of paper in disbelief before storming into her bedroom and shoving some clothes into a suitcase. Three hours and forty-five minutes she disembarked a plane in Barcelona, marched into the airport bar, and slapped John hard across the face. He gaped up at her in silence while several people politely wondered if they needed to fetch security to take away this crazy woman. He was still sitting in complete silence when she grabbed him by the lapels of his jacket and hauled him to her, kissing him hard. It took him a few heart-stopping seconds to respond, but by the time they parted, several people were not-so-politely wondering if they needed to fetch security for an entirely different reason. When they could breath again, John grinned at her, held out his hand, and whispered, “Run.” And they did. Clear around the world.

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winchysteria

Reformatted and reposted (with permission) from the incredible artist

Fall fashion (and a ballgown cause I fucking love ballgowns) for the 4 houses (with movie and book colorway for Ravenclaw yer welcome). Also played around a little bit more in the second look with styles that aren’t usually associated with that house.[x]

i would KILL for the first slytherin one

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