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It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like?
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ampervadasz
Unmute !
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.
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birdimages
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me: *forgets friends birthdays*
me: *confuses memories*
me: *forgets own middle name*
me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents
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Been playing around with this one for a while and forced myself to finish it today.
on Deviantart:
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The Bureau of Land Management be like:
I need to stop learning news this way
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#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person
seeing how familiar monkeys’ mannerisms are makes me desperately wish I’d been around when there were other species of humans
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jamalplummer
LMFAOOOO
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i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass
jealousy isn’t the way bro
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how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already
realhoehours
WOW someone give this man a small loan of 1 million dollars to make a movie that will kill us all
YES!
your-local-fookin-deadmeme
I- is nobody going to comment on how happy he is at the end- like- /please/ go back and watch the last 5 seconds- his face- I-
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See that picture above? That’s a close up of my great grandmother’s immigration papers when she first came to the US back in the early 20th century. But my great grandma’s information isn’t the important part here. The important part is that line in the middle there about how they arrived in the country.
And how ‘stowaway’ is a legitimate, valid option to select.
So yeah. They absolutely just showed up, and that part of immigration history needs to be talked about a lot more.
drek-odradek-deactivated2022031
REMINDER THAT TRAVEL VISAS AS WE KNOW THEM TODAY WERE INVENTED IN THE 1930S TO KEEP JEWISH REFUGEES OUT OF COUNTRIES THAT DID NOT WANT AN ‘INFLUX’ OF THEM, THEREBY FACILITATING THEIR GENOCIDE :)))))
read What is A Refugee for more history. Educate yourselves.