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tired, queer, and here.

@hdksjsb / hdksjsb.tumblr.com

hi i’m heath. mid 20’s. outrage is easy, making meaning is harder.
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segamascott

Isn't that just most people? It says a lot about our culture that people feel the need to invent labels and consider themselves freakish for not being a complete nymphomaniac.

I swear that a huge percentage of people who consider themselves "asexual" - I'd wager more than half - simply mean "I am not horny 100% of the time and do not instantly want to fuck anyone or anything that may be considered 'conventionally attractive'" but because sex sells and is everywhere they think this makes them different and strange

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fucking australia’s trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country

please, actually, get fucking mad over this, the entirety of australia basically just banned all social media for anyone who doesnt want to give up their privacy to the government, there was no vote on this, no nothing, they just went ahead and fucking passed this ridiculously privy law and barely anybody’s talking about it the actual fuck

okay so to actually explain what exactly is happening, it’s an age thing. theyve used ‘protect the children’ and ‘let kids be kids’ as a weapon again. anyone under 16 is banned from social media, but to enforce this they have openly admitted everyone will need to link their government id to their social media. this whole ‘protect the kids’ thing was a very obvious trojan horse for getting ppl to give up their privacy.

and yknow, that alone is a very shitty law even without the whole surrendering your private information to the government thing.

theyve made outside uninhabitable, there’s nowhere left to go. public areas have degenerated, theyve turned hanging out into a crime with loitering, streets feel unwalkable sometimes, parents are more wary of letting their kids walk around on their own than they used to be, and now theyre trying to ban one of the main ways kids manage to distract themselves inside the house.

when i was 15 i was depressed and lonely, unable to leave the house very far, no friends, nobody. the one place that helped me feel less alone was online communities. i wouldve killed myself if it werent for the support i recieved on there. and now theyre trying to ban that for future generations, in a world that hates them being both outside and inside.

and even still, this is still a fucking trojan horse to get you to give up your privacy.

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Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

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if you truly wanted to remake american psycho for the modern day you would cast a young 20 something hot woman and make it about social media “amazon must buy” influencers and how it’s a shallow, empty, and extremely copy-paste job where you turn yourself into a salesperson for the smallest amount of commission and lose all originality of yourself. bc those girls that go to bed with literal tape over their mouths and after doing a 10 step skincare routine are closer to being patrick bateman than literally any man alive

modern patrick bateman would have ten stanley cups and would freak out when a fellow influencer makes a tiktok video that looks exactly like theirs

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hollow-toy

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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I’m really thankful that Umbrella Academy ended happily at the end of season three.

Man, it would’ve sucked if they fumbled their last season by destroying character development, relationships, missing several cast members, adding lore they didn’t have time to unpack, and having a janky pace from a slashed budget they didn’t adjust to.

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So did you just leave your bag of dirt for your plant outside for a few months, then repot a plant only to find that a spider laid eggs in your dirt and now your room is filled with baby spiders that keep coming out the dirt. But you also like the plant to much to get rid of it and don’t have any more dirt left to repot so now you have a bunch of plant spiders in your room, free friends or food ?

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KJFGKHJDJDFHGK I'M DYING this is the funniest set of asks i've ever received. yeah my url is just based on the regular plant lol

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hdksjsb

!!!!!! YOURE SPIDER PLANTS????

AYYYYYYYYYOOOO I FONDLY REMEMBER YOU!!!

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hdksjsb

Maybe I just love me. And that’s okay. Maybe I do think I’m a sexy fuck sometimes. And maybe I do think that I’m smart. I shouldn’t have to be ashamed of what I am, and I shouldn’t have to dumb myself down for the sake of other people. I don’t need to do it to make them feel better and certainly shouldn’t if they think that justifies taking their insecurities out on me.

Like it or not I’m a person, just like them. And I am not obligated to make them feel better about themselves if it’s “my” presence that makes them feel shitty.

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amygdalae

Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can't stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don't need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment

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conzoop

I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs

The amount of people I know IRL and online who skop meals and then feel exhausted and try perk up with nicotine and and an energy drink before ending up so anxious they make themselves sick pisses me off. You need OATS!!!!!!!!

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