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It’s only been like four months or whatever 💀
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Lucifer x Sick Reader with heart condition (fluffy)
An ask from @nyx91 💖
It wouldn’t be hell if everyone was perfectly healthy; perfectly fit.
But, a counter point, hell wasn’t made to hurt. It was made to be full of people who caused pain and then, hopefully, spread it. The punishment was being in the company of the punished.
However Lucifer was no heartless sinner. No, in fact, his heart fell to his heels when Charlie came to his office in a worried huff. Another spell had hit you, another instance where he was reminded of the fragility of human souls.
Knocking, he realized quickly how thoughtless that was. By the time he opened the door he found you crumpled on the floor. You’d resigned yourself to not making it to the door and got comfortable on your knees.
“Ffffuck, I shouldn’t have knocked. I should have just— no don’t try to get up.” Small but strong hands hooked under your back and behind your knees. You weren’t weightless, but for Lucifer your physical self was barely noticeable compared to the power of an angel. Fallen or not, carrying you back to your bed was easy. It made you feel… small. Not small as in insignificant, small as in safe. Something the king of hell could cradle and tuck into his breast pocket to ensure your continuous care.
He sank onto the bed, trying to act cool and calm despite the blonde hairs out of place. He had run down to your room, forgetting he was capable of magic in his panic to confirm your condition.
When you tried to sit up, to offer some kind of normal greeting, you found your head akin to a fish bowl tilted too far forward. You were in danger of tipping over and spilling what remained of your consciousness.
“Hey now,” Luci’s hands gently pushed against your shoulders. “I didn’t get you back to bed just to have you fall out again.”
You attempted a smile, but you were past the point of faking it. There’s always a line that’s crossed when pain is concerned, when nerves get too bare and the mind too brittle to conceal it for the sake of niceties. Pain too quickly monopolized the body’s mental resources. All of the energy left in you was focused on breathing, on checking the rhythm of your heart. Was it speeding up? Or perhaps now it was becoming too slow… was that skipped beat an omen? Would the next one come?
His eyes came to the little white cube clutched in your hand. He’d become accustomed to it by now. Slipping it on your index finger’s tip he watched the numbers change. While he never spent much time around humans on earth, he understood when a heart was going haywire. He knew when the little peaks and valleys broke their pattern it wasn’t normal. He couldn’t understand how you felt but he wished he could do more than understand. If his hand could touch yours and take all the discomfort onto himself, he’d never let you go.
The paleness of your face caught his attention next. You looked ill. A little frightened.
“Would you like some food? I could get you anything you desire. No sacrifice needed.” A joke, but again, jokes don’t override exhaustion. You shook your head, letting a hand snake over to his and gently take hold.
“I don’t think I can stomach it.”
He nodded. Noticing the drink on your nightstand he handed it to you as some alternative. Lucifer watched your hands struggle to grip the drink’s lid strong enough to twist it open. “Let me.” He took it back, another ball dropped in his attempt to comfort you.
The way your fingers trembled as they lifted higher to receive the drink made his own heart ache. He brought it to your lips and slowly poured it into your mouth.
“What do you need, kitten?” He set the bottle back down within reach for you.
“A warm distraction.” Your eyes didn’t meet his. Embarrassment keeping them on your hands.
Lucifer was new to many things, and rusty with far more. But doting on someone special came naturally to him. Perhaps too much so, given how quickly eden’s vacancy sign lit up after his arrival.
He slid in bed beside you, pulling your head onto his chest, and took out his phone. “I made a stop motion of my ducks…” he scrolled through his apps.
His voice drowned out the paranoid pounding in your ears, so you leaned in closer.
It didn’t numb the pain, or return vigor to your body, but the purr of his chest as he spoke helped you focus on something else for a little while. And that was enough.
The Safeword is RadioApple tidbit 2
“Okay so let’s review.” You set the notepad down between the three of you. Sitting in a line on the bed, you’d made some ground rules. Not that any of you could agree on even a title.
But titling the list didn’t matter. Luci leaned in. He was eager for something solid to hang his hat on. Metaphorically.
“We can enjoy each other’s company,” you had written ‘fuck’ but Alastor objected to the word, saying it was too narrow and excluded his favorite things, “even if it’s just two of us.”
Alastor hummed. The rule he originally fought against the most.
But Lucifer had given him an odd look and added, “That goes for all of us.” A look that made Alastor cross his arms and recline again, a sudden heat to his cheeks he wasn’t accustomed to feeling.
“Next rule, no physical fights or destruction of property.” A pause, you quickly wrote down , “No making the other person hurt themselves.”
“Number three, we don’t formally announce it, but we don’t lie about it if asked.” You glanced at Luci. His eyes were wide, sweat already forming on his forehead. It was the rule he had asked for specifically. A compromise with himself about what to do regarding Charlie.
Alastor took the pen, scribbling ‘can’t lie by omission’.
“Oh come on I know that’s directed at me.” Lucifer snatched the pen from him, “can’t pretend I’m the third wheel.”
“Is that not the right word for you?” Alastor looked over your head to meet Lucifer’s glare.
Lucifer’s horns grew quickly, fire licking past his teeth.
“Fuck. Come on, it’s literally the second rule.” You looked from one man to the other. When Luci seemed to calm, you set the pen and notepad down on the bed. “Anything else?”
You couldn’t see it, but Alastor had tapped Lucifer on the shoulder and mouthed something. You felt them lean into each other behind your back, whispers tickling the fine hairs on your neck.
Luci took the pen and added a fourth rule. Before you could finish reading, Alastor wrote just above Lucifer’s line.
Settling back to lie onto the pillows, you held the notepad above your head. You could see them both in your peripheral, “That’s not a bad idea.”
Up next will be Male Reader part 2. Pray for me. Two dicks are hard to keep track of, I’m so scared about part four lmao
⟢Lucifer x Reader x Alastor - The Safeword is RadioApple smut💦
Alastor would give you anything, all you had to do was ask. When you asked for Lucifer, he delivered. But after seeing just how much you enjoyed Alastor’s rough handling, Lucifer takes a turn and gets a little lost in the pleasure.
Part 1 ꒰აMaleReader✧FemaleReader໒꒱ Part 2 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱ Part 3 ꒰აAlastorxLucifer໒꒱ tidbit (cute, not smut) Part 4 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱ ₊⊹⁀➴ Lucifer wins⟡Alastor Wins
Heyoooo ~
I've read your story 'The Safeword is RadioApple' and I have to say that this was a very different kind of hot. Like, Oh. My. God. That story was just~ And as someone who simps for both, Alastor and Lucifer, I definitely need more stories like this!!! So I wanted to ask if you could write another Alastor x female!Reader x Lucifer story? 😊
Maybe a story in which both of them are very active and having fun with Y/N at the same time? Or what if Alastor and Lucifer also kiss each other as well while still focusing on Y/N as the main part? 👀 I actually don't care if Y/N is in a relationship with one (or even both) of them (at the same time) but I think it would be really interesting if she isn't together with any of them at all? Like, they all just end up making out and going much further, maybe after a few drinks or any other circumstances that could lead to such a situation? 👀
This would be so cool and nice of you! 🫶🏻 But ofc you don't have to do it if you don't want! 😊
I hope the updates scratched that itch
⟢Lucifer x Reader x Alastor - The Safeword is RadioApple smut💦
Alastor would give you anything, all you had to do was ask. When you asked for Lucifer, he delivered. But after seeing just how much you enjoyed Alastor’s rough handling, Lucifer takes a turn and gets a little lost in the pleasure.
Part 1 ꒰აMaleReader✧FemaleReader໒꒱ Part 2 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱ Part 3 ꒰აAlastorxLucifer໒꒱ tidbit (cute, not smut) Part 4 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱✨NEW✨ ₊⊹⁀➴ Lucifer wins⟡Alastor Wins
Just wanted to stop by, say hi and drop some love for you, your work is amazing, absolutely exquisite and makes me feel utterly feral 💜💜💜🥵
I literally haven’t been able to stop thinking about the second part of the radioapple fic. First one too, but as someone who wouldn’t call herself a lucifer enjoyer it’s all my brain can think about 😭 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME 🫠
- Sincerely a defeated Lesbian
Welcome to hell bb 💝
your writing is a menace! I've been haunted by part 2 of safe word is radio apple, specifically that goddamned tail and I was so distracted, that I couldn't do my job!! Good job but also you temptress!! how dare you!!! >/////<
I have been very open about being a menace, thank you for noticing 💖 heheh also sorry to your job 😂 really hope it isn’t like, air traffic controller or something
Just wanted to drop by and say that I appreciate everything, EVERYTHING, you've written. Love the safeword is radioapple, my absolute favorite. I know you're working on the next part and I'll be here (patiently) cheering for you.
Also love that you take the time to make such adorable replies to your asks. Every time I see a notification from your posts I go check them ASAP for the good brain chemicals.
I always worry people will get annoyed with all my reply memes 😅 so I’m really relieved to hear some people look forward to them 🥺✨ thank you 💖 RadioApple was just updated and I intend to keep it going until I cannot think of new ways to make them… spend time together lol
Your Alastor x Reader x Lucifer had me foaming at the mouth! Please can I request for another one of both of them x reader? I can’t really think of a plot for it but smut with aftercare please and an already established relationship between the three if possible? Thanks!
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ABSOLUTELY buuuut I won’t do another RadioApple x Reader probably until I finish my main piece.
But - but, this part has aftercare and established relationship is brewing
Ok I need a Lucifer x Reader fic based on Griftwood by ghost pretty please ( just listen if you haven’t heard it you’ll understand)
Listen, I went the opposite direction I think you wanted? Lol gonna work on brevity and get more snack sized smut out on weekdays and entrees on he weekends
[Warnings/Promises: snack sized, Lucifer x GN!AngelReader, lil smut smut, Fuck Sera, Luci corrupts absolutely, all hail dat dick, sacrilegious as fuck]
🫸🏼minors DNI🫷🏼
Lucifer avoided the heavenly embassy for obvious reasons. The vast halls, the empty and useless pews, it was, in a word,
“Creepy,” He hissed.
He was surprised to find the reception desk manned. Very rarely did heaven actually send anyone down to hell. Oh, wait.
You were stunned already to see Lucifer, so when he poked your nose you let out a tiny squeal.
I loved your radioapple fic and took a peek at your "resume" are you opposed to writing just a luci x reader fic?
Thank you 🥺 I am not! I have a super short story queued for Monday though. I really like Luci but he is still a character I kinda struggle with. He can be super cocky but I tend to write him as super awkward and lacking confidence around reader in private settings. I wanna learn to write him as more confident and like, Kingly 😂
in the meantime,
part two of luci x alastor x reader...? 👀
took me a hot minute but_
⟢Lucifer x Reader x Alastor - The Safeword is RadioApple smut💦
Part 1 ꒰აMaleReader ✧FemaleReader໒꒱ Part 2 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱ NEW✨
This part doesn’t have the Alastor x Lucifer scene I previewed! I pushed it to the next part since this was already a big chunk of text. I hope you still enjoy it! 🥺 I can do a male reader, I just need a little time as I’ll need to rewrite quite a bit
「Luci was pining to return to your bed, even if he couldn’t fully understand why Alastor exists in it. Luckily for you both, You got a night alone with the King of Hell and before Alastor can implode the whole situation, he had a change of heart perspective.」
[warnings/promises: Lucifer x FemReader, smut, No AlastorxReader this part, Luci eats you out, Luci has a nose, Alastor thinks about gardening but in a jerk kind of way, s e x, Husker is reminded of his chains, Charlie is naive, Facesitting, Luci’s horns, sweet little kisses, aftercare at the before part, creampie is like nyquil, Luci is an entire daddy kink]
Part 1 ꒰აMaleReader✧FemaleReader໒꒱ Part 2 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱ Part 3 ꒰აAlastorxLucifer໒꒱ tidbit (cute, not smut) Part 4 ꒰აFemaleReader໒꒱✨NEW✨ ₊⊹⁀➴ Lucifer wins⟡Alastor Wins
minors DNI 🤌🏼
Hi!!! just came here to say that i reaaaaally love your fics, they're stunning💖 and i super enjoy reading them (the Safeword is RadioApple is my favourite so far, hope that u could make a part 2 hihi)
Thank you 🥺💖 I am working on the second part now for the RadioApple fic! 🫡 I hope it’ll be to your liking 👉🏼👈🏼
⟢Lucifer x FemReader x Alastor - The Safeword is RadioApple smut💦
⟢Lucifer x MaleReader x Alastor - The Safeword is RadioApple smut💦
I’ve had such anxiety lately with uni work and honestly your work has been such a light in the darkness. You have an INCREDIBLE skill for writing and thank you so much for sharing it with us all 🙏 very much looking forward to any and all of your future writings and hope you have a wonderful day!!
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It means a lot to me to have any positive impact on anyone, ever. “Do the most good, for the most people, as often as possible.” If my debauched stories manage to make your day better even a little, I am remarkably happy 💖 also 👀 sexual release is a great stress reliever and good for the body js js thank you so so much, hearing my writing skills described as “incredible” makes me squirm (happily, not horny-ily)
This is where I write from, this is where I live
⫘⫘⫘⟢ Hazbin Hotel Smut ⟢⫘⫘⫘
I'm AroAce but you make me question that with your writing XD
Wouldn’t be the first time someone said I confused them with horniness, it’s my super power 😌
I’m aromantic pansexual, writing these stories actually made me realize I was aro. 😅 The spectrum is wide! And you may notice I never really focus on sexualizing bodies, but focus instead on the sensations and related mental aspects that can provide or enhance physical pleasure during sex. 💝 which may be why you enjoy it? Like I haven’t mentioned breasts ever or … idk what do men have that is sexualized but not necessary for sex? Pecs? Muscles? Uhhh nah that’s all I got. You get my point hehe
