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JODA JOYA, YAOYOROZU JOJO, JODOROKI JOTO
friendly matryoshka dolls
Thank you @aitaikimochi so much for the upload of the new todoiimomo drama CD. I owe you my life. It was absolute gold. I couldn’t resist drawing these dumb rich kids.
Here’s the translation for the Boku No Hero Academia Season 3 Volume 3 Drama CD featuring Todoroki, Yaoyorozu, & Iida in the Don Quihote looking for a disguise but getting distracted. Kirishima ends up being the one who chooses everyone’s outfits. In case the audio stops working, here’s another link! Enjoy~
Iida: Bakugou was kidnapped by the League of Villains and in order to rescue him, I, Iida Tenya, along with Midoriya-kun, Kirishima-kun, Todoroki-kun, and Yaoyorozu-kun came to Kamino Ward thanks to Yaoyorozu’s detection device. However, we are in a very bustling district at night, and people would notice us if they see five teenagers just walking around. In the worst case scenario, we might even be taken into the police station. Because of these reasons, we decided to go buy disguises at the nearby Don Quihote super cheap department store.
Iida: So this is the rumored “extremely cheap” discount store, the Super Cheap Don Quihote!
Todoroki: Iida, have you been here before?
Iida: No, have you?
Todoroki: Nope.
Yaoyorozu: I’ve never been here either! Well then, let’s go inside the Super Cheap Don Quihote department store!
Todoroki: Yaoyorozu, aren’t you a bit too excited about this?
Yaoyorozu: Wha—no way! What do you mean? This is just my first time experiencing something like this so…
Iida: WHAT! WHAT THE…Just look at all the volume and depth of all these items!!
Todoroki: There are way too many rows. Each row is so packed that only one person can pass through it at a time.
Iida: There’s even goods packed all the way up to the ceiling! How would a customer even get an item so high up? Do they even intend to sell these!?
Todoroki: Probably not.
Yaoyorozu: I heard from Ashido-san that this type of super department store has so many items that you get a thrill from searching for the items you’re interested in!
Todoroki: What does that even MEAN?
Yaoyorozu: To put it simply, it’s like playing a game while shopping!
Todoroki: That just sounds annoying.
Yaoyorozu: As expected of Kirishima-san and Midoriya-san, seeing as how they are able to walk easily through these narrow pathways!
Todoroki: They must be used to these kind of places.
Iida: To…Todoroki-kun!
Todoroki: What, Iida?
Iida: Just look! This 100% real and no preservatives orange juice that I always drink is only 900yen for six 2 liter bottles! If you calculate it, each liter is only 150yen each! Just what kind of cheap price is this!?? This store’s catch phrase of “SUPER CHEAP” is actually true! It’s so cheap! I just gotta buy it here!
Todoroki: Iida, do you intend to rescue Bakugou while holding 12 liters bottles??
Iida: Ah…you’re right! Sorry. I was distracted by the cheapness of these items! However, the next time I come to this store, I WILL DEFINITELY PURCHASE THIS ENTIRE CASE OF JUICE! DON QUIHOTE KAMINO BRANCH…I WILL REMEMBER YOU!!!!!
*explosions*
Yaoyorozu: Iida-san, Todoroki-san, it seems like the first floor is all food products.
Todoroki: Hey, Kirishima and Midoriya went up the escalators just now.
Iida: If we look at the floor director, clothing is on the 4th floor! All right, let’s go to the 4th floor then!
Yaoyorozu: Since we’re here, we might as well also check out the 2nd and 3rd floors, too!
Todoroki: Are you serious?
Yaoyorozu: Ah…well uh…maybe we can find goods that we can assist us!
Iida: Oh, that makes sense! Let’s check each floor one by one then!
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Todoroki: So we finally have made it to the 4th floor, but where is Midoriya and Kirishima? All of these products are obscuring my vision- I can’t see where anyone is standing.
Yaoyorozu: Right, but uh, the 2nd floor’s make-up section was truly amazing. There were so many items there, and all brands that I’ve never even heard about!
Iida: The 3rd floor’s home interior goods was also amazing! There were even T.V. sets sold in house! On top of that, the prices were also way lower than usual!
Yaoyorozu: As expected of Don Quihote!
Iida: Indeed, it should not be taken lightly!
Todoroki: You guys…did you just come here to shop??
Yaoyorozu & Iida: Um…
Todoroki: Why did we come into this store?
Yaoyorozu: To buy disguises for ourselves, of course!
Todoroki: Well, it’s fine if you know, but…
Iida: By the way, Yaoyorozu-kun, have you thought about what kind of disguise you would like to wear?
Yaoyorozu: Anything is fine with me.
Todoroki: Anything…?
Yaoyorozu: Yes! I heard this from Ashido-san, but Don Quihote has a lot of cosplay items, rather, very intricately designed costumes, such as a policeman, or nurse, flight attendant, a priestess, or even a witch!
Iida: If you wear the disguise of a fantasy concept like a witch, wouldn’t that be a bit contradictory?
Yaoyorozu: There are other options! Little Red Riding Hood, Urashimatarou, Momotarou, and more!
Todoroki: If we wear those outfits, we would stand out even more.
Iida: Kamino Ward is a very busy shopping district, and it’s nighttime as well. I’d like an outfit that would fit the scene, but…
Todoroki: I’m not really into trends these days either.
Iida: Same here.
Yaoyorozu: I am a bit versed in the Parisien fashion trends, but…
Todoroki: The only person among us who would know the latest trends is Kirishima, right? Let’s ask him to choose outfits for us.
Iida: I agree!
Yaoyorozu: I have no objections!
Todoroki: All right, then I’ll look for Kirishima and Midoriya and tell him! Wait for me here.
Iida: Okay!
Yaoyorozu: We shall wait here.
Iida: Well then, what should we do while waiting for Kirishima-kun and Midoriya-kun?
Yaoyorozu: Since we’re at Don Quihote, let’s check out a few other items!
Iida: All right.
Yaoyorozu: Iida-san, look at this! Three pairs of these shoes are ONLY 300 YEN!!!
Iida: LOOK AT THE TOWELS HERE! 10 FOR 200 YEN!!
Yaoyorozu: Why in the world is it so cheap? Would they even make money with this price?
Iida: It’s not something that we can investigate, but WOAH! All these glasses here are only 100yen!?
Yaoyorozu: This skirt here is only 980yen, and there’s a tag that says 70% off, too!
Iida: JUST WHAT KIND OF AMAZING STORE IS THIS, DON QUIHOTE!?
Yaoyorozu: IT REALLY IS!
Iida: I AM SO HAPPY I CAME HERE!
Yaoyorozu: YES, ME TOO~!!!!!!
Todoroki: You guys, have you forgotten what we came here to do!?
Iida: OF COURSE NOT!
Yaoyorozu: Yes, not at all!!
Please. Listen to this; it will absolutely make your day. I’m crying.
And seriously why did they have to use the voice echo effect like tha ahahahhahahahahahhahahaahhaaha