IF YOU PUT “VIOLENTLY” IN FRONT OF ANYTHING TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTION IT BECOMES 4000x FUNNIER

VIOLENTLY FARTS

VIOLENTLY ORGANIZES HER PORTFOLIO

VIOLENTLY BABYSITS CHILDREN

VIOLENTLY TWERKS

VIOLENTLY BREATHES

VIOLENTLY STUDIES

VIOLENTLY MURDERS SEVEN CHILDREN 

VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT THE PREVIOUS COMMENT

STOP FETISHIZING HOMOSEXUALITY WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKCKIIGIGNGNGNGN SHSHHHIIIPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSS

OK IF YO USHIP SOMETHING THTAS FINE AND DANDY BUT DONT TURN A SERIOUS AND GOOD THING LIKE THE UK LEGALIZING GAY MARRIAGE INTO AN EXCUSE TO SAY “LOL SHERLOCK AND JOHN CAN GET MARRIED NOW!!! XDD” JJJJJJJJJJJJJESUS FUCKCING CHRIst

tumblr is the only place you’ll find teens with the lowest self esteem who still think they’re better than everyone else

1.  ’never been forced to die in a war’…really.  Here is a link to the female casualties of the Iraq war.  Here is a link to the female casualties of the Vietnam war.  Here is a link listing male and female casualties of World War II.  How about you shut your moronic mouth and realize that in a war, EVERYONE is forced to die, not just those with penises.

2.  ’You are not capable of performing the same tasks men do because you lack the ambition and devotion to do a good job at anything.  This is why you get paid less.’  Tell that to Jessica Lynch, Hillary Clinton, Marion Jones, Harriet Tubman, Susan B. Anthony, Stephanie Kwolek, Marie Curie, Madeline Albright, Cleopatra, Hatshepsut, Queen Elizabeth I, Gertrude B. Elion, Rosalind Franklin.  I could make an entire post about women performing the same tasks as men and BEATING them on their own male-dominated field.  

3.  ’Remember when you weren’t allowed to vote? It’s because you lack the enough logical reasoning skills to take difficult decisions in a sound manner.’  Since this sentence is grammatically illogical, I don’t even need to argue the point.  I win by default.  

4.  ’You have never ruled the world. Because you lack the enough physical strength and intelligence to lead an army or a nation.’  We have never ruled the world because we’re not stupid enough to attempt it.  And yes, we have led armies and nations—Cleopatra, Elizabeth I, Queen Victoria, Joan of Arc, Boudicca, Artemisia of Caria, Zenobia, Tamar of Georgia off the top of my head.  There have been others.  Many others.  

5.  ’The only reason you need wimpy support groups (i.e. feminism) is because of your primal instinct of inferiority.’  No, the reason we need feminism is because of the male inferiority complex which leads idiots to make these kinds of posts.  

6.  ’You have never invented anything worth mentioning during the last thousands of years of recorded human history.’  So, kevlar, windshield wipers, non-reflecting glass, dishwashers, signal flares, x-ray technology, the leukemia fighting drug 6-mercaptopurine, whiteout, vacuum packed canning, optical analysis systems, gas heating furnaces, the process of isolating human stem cells, are not worth mentioning? Or perhaps this person is too much of a dumbass to know this?

7.  ’Mathematics, philosophy, science, medicine, and all of the important building blocks of modern society were created by men.’  Okay first off, no one created mathematics, philosophy, or science—we discover it.  Secondly, some famous women that helped further all of these—Marie Curie, Eva Viehmann, Maria Chudnovsky, Hypatia, Sophie Germain, Ada Lovelace, Emmy Noether, Thermistoclea, Diotima of Mantinea, Aspasia of Miletus, Heloise, St. Teresa of Avila, Catherine of Siena, Agamede, Aglaonike, Merit Ptah, Theano, Constance Calenda, Lilavati, I COULD GO ON.  

And we did it all while looking fabulous and occasionally bearing children.  So go fuck yourself, whoever shared and wrote this idiotic facebook post.  Woe to you if it ever shows up on MY facebook feed.  

repeat after me

At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.

Go trigger warn some shit

Lol Turtle Maximum Velocity

That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.

Mother. Fucking. This.

People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.

Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.

He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.

He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”

So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.

I do appreciate that Bisexual is matched with bacon. I rather enjoy bacon. 

The sad thing is, I can actually imagine someone putting a trigger warning for cissexism and transphobia if they saw this.

Tumblr social justice people don’t know what satire is, see: Homestuck fandom and the anti-Humon crowd.

You’ve gotta be kidding me. This is like telling me that Jonathan Swift actually wanted to eat babies.

Yes thank

run-a-possessive-hetalia-fangirl:

I can ship anything harder than you

no you cant

run-a-possessive-hetalia-fangirl:

NO YOU FUCKING CANT YOU LITTLE SHIT

does someone need a hug

And so the Shipping Games have begun. May the feels be ever in your favour.

GUYS WE JUDGE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME FOR THE WRONG USE OF YOU’RE/YOUR

BUT CAN WE PLEASE GET IT’S/ITS RIGHT

THANKS

Loving the examples used

 literally all of you fuckers 

I died

just got the new tumblr

i’m gonna call it

jefferson starships 

#because it’s horrible #and hard to kill

petition for tumblr staff to leave

staff:

Imagine if fangirls were teachers

“Okay class, to wrap up our mythology unit you will write a 4 page essay about why Loki was beautiful and misunderstood. Remember to use arguments from Tom Hiddleston interviews to support your thesis.”

“I’ve rearranged the seating plan because I started shipping you guys.”

“For english homework you’re gonna write a fanfiction about the principal and the librarian because I’ve started shipping them too. Extra credit if it makes me cry.”

This is one of the most accurate things I have ever seen.

Tumblr: The Movie Announcement Trailer audio

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

RATED R: BECAUSE REASONS

‘mostly Tom Hiddleston’

omfg pls

‘those two guys from Supernatural’

“Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant and Matt Smith. Because let’s face it, no one cares about the other Doctors”

YOU’LL BE REBLOGGING GIFS AND PICTURES FROM THE MOVIE ‘TIL THE DAY YOU DIE