HAYTHAM FUCKING KENWAY!

You’re a man of letters now, is that it?

Good. 

they don't give a fuck about you like I do

Become a Man of Letters, whatever. You, with a wife and kids and grandkids, living ‘til you’re fat and bald and chugging Viagra. That is my perfect ending. And it’s the only one that I’m gonna get.

“I guess I didn’t die. Cool.”

The moose will pay.

if you don’t like Mark Sheppard, you’re wrong

IF YOU PUT “VIOLENTLY” IN FRONT OF ANYTHING TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTION IT BECOMES 4000x FUNNIER

VIOLENTLY FARTS

VIOLENTLY ORGANIZES HER PORTFOLIO

VIOLENTLY BABYSITS CHILDREN

VIOLENTLY TWERKS

VIOLENTLY BREATHES

VIOLENTLY STUDIES

VIOLENTLY MURDERS SEVEN CHILDREN 

VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT THE PREVIOUS COMMENT