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Hey I've got nothing to say but I'm lonely

@hawaiianshirttaco64

Sure I make bad decisions but not as much as when "Sirius was snogging Mary" and that is enough for me
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Intro Post:

Oh, you're here! I've been expecting you.

I'm Anders!

Pronouns: He/they
I am a MINOR, and I have no money, so keep those things in mind before messaging me
I am a bisexual 🏳️‍🌈
I'm sailing around the world with my family on a catamaran. I would say expect slow replies, but I'm chronically online

If you support JK Rowling, please get off this blog.

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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better🫵❤️

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Yayayayya I make Evan happy

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your bio is my favorite thing in the world

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AHH THANK YOU, I like, *just* redid it and thought it was very funny

Im OBBESSED with your pfp and just went on Pinterest to find a piglet one bc yours reminded me I want a new one. So maybe we will be matching mahahaha

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if i had a nickel for every ship that i have which is shorter light brown hair/bookish/artistic/dad who left trauma boy times longer curly black hair/super smart but kinda dumb/internalized homophobia/dad who stayed trauma boy id have two nickels which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice right?

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Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game

How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"

So, here's mine!

Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough

TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)

Gender?Queen

Sexuality? Drew Starkey

Romantic Attraction? Drew Starkey

@dragoness05 @lee1504 @nemesyaaa @wxxvw @bookishpedia @lighthousepigeons (Dont do it if u don Wana)

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dragoness05

Gender? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Sexuality? like attracts like but what is like Romantic Attraction? we'll see

+ open tags!

Gender? I guess I have one

Sexuality? No

Romantic attraction? Greek philosophers are currently trying to figure it out

Np tags:

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primalmagic

Gender? im chill w the one i was assigned at birth

Sexuality? hahaha its so funny that you asked uh. um. i. uh. well. you see. uh. i have concepts of one

Romantic Attraction? gotta catch em all (and i did)

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bralnwashed

Gender: glitter gel pens

Sexuality: no thanks

romantic ataction: weakness

Gender: Consistent (Man? Or None? Masc?)

Sexuality: Hesitation (your-mom-sexual… once again, no one but fictional men… maybe… idk. I don’t think about that stuff)

Romantic Attraction: One James Potter (Your mom… nah fr, no one but fictional men)

Sorry, that crivers be infesting

wait this is so funny XD

Gender: the absentee dad that can’t stay in your life for more than a few weeks

Sexuality: none. burnt it in a dumpster fire

Romantic Attraction: debatable

lmao this is funny

Gender: Gender

Sexuality: it’s a mothafucken rollercoaster, bitches

Romantic attraction: no idea what’s going on there XD

npt:

Gender: it's not enough to like cavetown...I need to *be* cavetown...I need to transform..

Sexuality: please I'll bake you cookies everyday and pick you flowers..but also Tom Holland

Romantic Attraction: Stoner 2000's movies type shit.

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Me: …and then they hugged for like a full MINUTE! I know JKR says they’re just friends but it’s obvious they’re something more, you know?

My Amazon Alexa: I’m not sure what you mean.

Me:

Me: I’m NoT sUrE wHaT yOu MeAn 🙄🙄🙄

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last google search, go

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

Capital of Georgia

(My dad has a magnet that says Tbilisi on it and I was curious if it was a typo or not)

house election results

i know, very boring

wordle

whaaaaat I’m totally not doing daily wordles just to test myself pshhhh who would do that not me not cool people like me nuh-uh

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olithewitch

Jas stardew valley

I really like stardew valley and I needed to know her likes and dislikes because it was her birthday

stardew valley wiki

I needed to check where to catch a specific fish for a quest

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nikidykeachu

Estúpido cupido de celly campello letra

Forgor the lyrics 2 the song</3

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bumblee27

Where can I watch tintin and the golden fleece?

It's not even funny I can't find this stupid film ANYWHERE, I've downloaded like 5 streaming services that have said they have it and then proceeded to not have it. I don't even care if it's an English dub anymore I will freaking learn French for the sole purpose of watching this film

42 dollars in pounds

i wanted to buy the sherlock holmes comic by somebody on tumblr i forgot but it was nearly 40 quid with shipping 😭😭

i can't remember who my other mutuals are rn

Can you get your learners permit at 15

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shadowcats4

Swiss referendums

Sorry, it's boring. I had to write stuff about them for a history assignment :/

Jesöss

It's a dialect word and I was trying to see if there is a correct spelling because this is how I would guess you would spell it according to pronunciation. However when I did Google it, it showed me pictures from a magazine, so... I don't know...

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lemon-broski

how did people become spies in the 1920s

i was helping a friend plan a story. its about a spy if you can imagine.

grey colour connotations

I was going to make a rubbish joke about how my school has grey uniforms because of colour theory (yes based on the children's hospital thing) but then it turns out grey has the connotations of balance, wisdom and intellect so the joke worked better than I thought

@something-lemonade @pidgewildwind @paginanilol @madigankrauss and anyone else because I can never remember enough people's urls 😔

lesbian carabiner code

I’ve been wearing them my whole life then learned it was gay and was like cool and just learned the code

how many words does a standard page have

No pressure tags:

souvlaki gyros

can you tell me and my friends were having trouble figuring out if it is actually served with pitas because the waiter spoke with a strong greek accent

list of countries in europe and asia

idk anymore man

npt:   @l1ve-laugh-lov3craft  @hawaiianshirttaco64 @fictionalsimp09

"is Florence and the machine gay"

They are, unfortunately, not.

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