step one: we buy into this club

step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright

step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybody’s watching us

(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked---MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week 'cause [sings] technically I'm homeless.