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i lost my shit in the breakroom at work. ne er woulda fukken guessed in a million years.

An approximate description of my reaction:

Apt reaction photos, no need to add anything, no notes

Being a petty, broke braindead moron is aspirational for MAGA.

So apparently the Animorphs cover artist also made that amazing series of wizard pictures?? And he sells prints of both? His Etsy store is here and the other link is here.

His website has painting classes and info too! But most importantly, in his bio: “We live with our cat, Juliet. She threatened to bite me if I didn’t mention her.”

Can’t leave out Juliet from the post!

the wii is considered a retro console now.

THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.

Maggie has got some serious sea legs!

(via Kale Pixey)

I’m fuvking obsessed with this video

She’s just vibing

It’s her, the salty dog!

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?

Good evening to my short kings

Good evening to my tall queens

why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

Metal elitists probably are, the rest of us think this is funny as hell. Also fuck yeah to making corpse paint easier to get and for relatively cheap

i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

SHIB SHIB