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The goalie just said Fuck it and left? Empty net?

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warden // 21+ // he/him main- @wardenapproaches cage critter.
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Hello! Y’all can call me Warden. Pronouns he/him, 21+.

This is my hockey sideblog! Main account is @wardenapproaches, so follows & likes will be from there.

I love love love goalies, and I like most teams, so expect an eclectic mix. My main three teams are the Flyers, the Bruins, the Penguins, and then goalies.

If you’re here because you googled yourself or someone you know personally- I ask that you click away. Do NOT share my edits anywhere outside of tumblr. Please ASK to share my other posts elsewhere.

I take requests! Edits/poetry, players in different jerseys, moodboards! Feel free to drop me an ask :)

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Anonymous asked:

4 and 7 for the ask game

4. mythical creature you think/believe is real?

oh geeze... uh, probably... bigfoot? like. there's gotta be something out in the woods.

7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

sharks :3c

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specific asks 8 & 12!

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8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

only if it's cold out! when i get home from work during the winter, ill change out of my work jeans and into a pair of cozy sweatpants: :)

12. brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

uh... none, i guess? i dont really trust any brand, but i use old spice deodorant, and method body wash regularly

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weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

  1. chipotle order?
  2. thoughts on veganism?
  3. a specific color that gives you the ick?
  4. mythical creature you think/believe is real?
  5. favorite form of potato?
  6. do you use a watch?
  7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?
  8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?
  9. do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?
  10. on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?
  11. anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?
  12. brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?
  13. first thing you’re doing in the purge?
  14. do you think you’re dehydrated?
  15. rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning
  16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip?
  17. an anxious compulsion you do everyday?
  18. your boba/tea order?
  19. the veggie you dislike the most?
  20. favorite disney princess movie?
  21. a number that weirds you out?
  22. do you have an emotional support water bottle?
  23. do you wear jewelry?
  24. which do you find yourself using, american or british english?
  25. would you say you have good taste in music?
  26. how’s your spice tolerance?
  27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?
  28. last meal on earth?
  29. preferred pasta noodle?
  30. ask me anything !

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!

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he’s autistic. he’s bisexual. he’s the smoothest motherfucker you’ll ever meet. he’s a loser. he’s a 35 year old man. he’s babygirl. he’s brooding. he’s a ray of sunshine. he’s an optimist. he’s passively suicidal. he has knee problems. he’s a househusband. he’s a powerful magical being. he’s a recent divorcee. he’s a slut. he’s a canon munch. he’s a romantic. he has an ego the size of the sun. he’s the most insecure man you’ll ever meet. i didn’t say his name but you thought of him didn’t you

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small things + a voice behind me beckons?

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SMALL THINGS: pick a fic and I’ll tell you my favorite minor detail from it!

AAAA tysm, i have several that i wanna point out

“Other than the sleep, Cath and I had a good time. The last day, she…” Kris trails off, brow furrowing briefly. “Cath left before me, to join the kids at her parents’ place for the rest of the month. I closed up the cabin and came back here. When I got home last night, I just dropped my bags at the door, and slept until I had to leave for practice today.”

he's not totally sure this is what happened. his memory of after his wife left is fuzzy at best, gone at worst.

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There's a shift in the third person narration based on the names I use. Kris is always referred to as Kris (other than someone speaking and calling him that) because we never see him not infected. Flower starts off as Flower, but when he goes to Kris' place to check in on him, the next day onwards, I only refer to him as marc-andre, because he's already infected.

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The swoosh of skates cutting across fresh ice. The loud ping of a puck hitting the crossbar. The sharp crack of a stick tapping the ice.

Each of them has their own sound, their calling card. Kris's is the skates on the ice, Flower's is the ping, and Geno's is the stick on the ice.

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