Truly incredible things are happening on white dog instagram

Love this so much

anyway, i think it is a huge deal that such a bro-y dude and massive celebrity like will farrell is pro-trans and platforming his trans friend and openly loving his trans friends. considering the sheer amount of transphobia in the zeitgeist rn, its so refreshing and even moving to see a cis straight guy with so much social capital just...care for the trans people in his life :')

if your man sends you an evil ass text message and you don’t know how to respond, come to me. I will ghost write your response.

I just saw a text thread where a dude said “I wish you were more beautiful so I wasn’t embarrassed to post you” and his girl responded with “oh” OH????????? I would have told her to respond with “I wish your dick was as big as [HIS BEST FRIEND’S NAME] but neither of us are getting what we want out of this relationship so I think we should split” and then advised her to block his number and go to Target to sniff all the candles

if your partner starts undermining you and trying to plant insecurities by implying you’re not attractive enough, not smart enough, not interesting enough, not fun enough, that is a major red flag. they are trying to control you and lower your self esteem so you’ll feel indebted to them for putting up with you and you’ll stay even if you’re unhappy. end the relationship immediately. I also recommend taking a swipe at them on the way because these people like this guy will learn nothing from hearing “you’re really toxic and you hurt my feelings” but the implication that you’ve seen his best friend’s dick and it’s bigger than him will effect his psyche immensely.

really cannot emphasise enough that "All Men Bad" and "masculinity is inherently violent, dangerous, and evil" are load-bearing pillars of radfeminism and these ideas cannot have a place in any truly progressive queer theorising.

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

All of us imagining the filithiest scenarios while mindlessly working.

I know it's unfair vilification and stuff but it's also a lot of fun to see old media and stuff where people were SO scared of big animals like lions, sharks, crocodiles and wolves were fully expected to just come and eat you the moment you stepped into their territory. In older media we also made that assumption about gorillas and in still older we thought it'd be whales. But some animals that will actually fuck you up got left behind. Boars will kill you and eat you. They're way more likely to do so than any of those other things actually. Hippos, obviously, got off like bandits always being depicted as cute and dopey. And then there's the squids. Not giant kraken size squids. The eight foot squids that hunt in packs and will fuck you up if you fall in the water at night. I can't BELIEVE people slept on that. It's like all they cared about were the huge deep sea ones we never see. The medium size wolf pack squids were right there.

I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises

🥺!! (x)

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Worth noting that 1.5°C last year still technically doesn't violate the Paris agreement because its over multiple years, and 2023-24 was an El Niño. That said the underlying message is absolutely the truth, climate change is very real and very current. Every tenth of a degree, every hundredth of a degree, matters. Don't stop campaigning.

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone