from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

hoooo

yeayus

I think I’ve reblogged this 10 times in the past few days. I love it

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

blood moon

[first day as a pilot]

me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for

co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed

op weve talked about your url

Is no one gonna mention that Remoraids Beta design was just a gun??

Nintendo???

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW, THOUGH

My entire life I NEVER understood why they made a fish that evolved into an octopus.

With their beta designs though, they’re still unrelated animals, but they’re linked in that they’re both based on aquatic creatures known for shooting something (water and ink, respectively).

Remoraid is a gun and Octillary is a cannon.

REMORA-RAID AND OCTOPUS-ARTILLARY

Fuck

This old image makes a lot more sense now!

someone’s favourite Pokemon is literally just gun.

Keanu Reeves / © Vogue Hommes International (2009)

@meleedamage HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP.

@angreav

@jackburtonsays, @glendathegoodone

Hi…he’s chirping.

Wonderful!

soundwaves that cure pain and disease

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

also this thread is open to anyone

A very small boi enters

@alpha-bread

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

A pocket sized boy

one of these is a screencap of the Frozen Fever trailer released today and the other is a Frozen-Constable edit that was published weeks ago

which is which?

this feels like being trapped in a fucking Saw movie, I’m so inexplicably scared of what might happen if I guess wrong

The Hero we deserve

i got really mad at red today

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

Y’all ever have a week that’s like, a yee without a haw. A ya without a hoo. A hoot without a holler. A proverbial snake in ones metaphorical weathered ranglin’ boot.

You know what them boys say. Don’t squat with yer spurs on, but I wore them darn spurs anyway didn’t I Larry