mouthporn.net
@hatagay on Tumblr
Avatar

cool cool

@hatagay / hatagay.tumblr.com

IM INACTIVE also im 25 now: hi i'm norah, i'm 20 she/her
Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
pervocracy

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
truuskn

a few hours before ahsoka's arrival were like...

rex is as annoying sibling to cody as ahsoka was to anakin. i assure you

bonus:

i'm still sad that we weren't shown rex in one of those helmets :(

Avatar
Avatar
survivyng

soft marble sculptures appreciation post. 

i will never not be moved by art like this. by the power of imagination and skill to take stone and make it flesh. to make it human. 

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
hungwy

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

Avatar
reblogged

look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs

Avatar
starllex

a few

give or take

Avatar
reblogged

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
veresfika

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

no more bare tits

oh shit a bow

having a moment

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

good morning sluts, back to work

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

we’re gonna be so pretty

wig snatched

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

if I play dead it might goes away

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

Avatar
improveordie

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

Avatar
arcsin27

Is she single asking for a friend

No❤️

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net