“But if there’s anyone who can make him feel new things, it’s Annie Edison and Jesus Christ he is feeling all the things. All of them.” (x)
“Well, the worst thing that could happen to Annie would probably be failing out of school. The best thing would probably be marrying Jeff Winger ”- Alison Brie x
Jeff: You're just a good grade in a tight sweater. Annie: You're just a bad grade in a tight sweater.
jeff & annie in blue | requested by fatima-winger-of-a-1000-wingers
File this entire gif-set under “REASONS WHY I WILL NEVER BUY THAT JEFF’S JEALOUSY WAS BASED SELFISHLY ON RICH.” Because, look. The dude’s already having a case of the ‘Annie’s got a new crush?’ shifty eyes long before his biggest non-Leonard nemesis is even mentioned. The idea that Annie might’ve moved on does not settle well within — okay, mostly within Jeff’s mighty apple of an ego, obviously, but also in his heart-space because, guess what, GIRL’S GONE HOUSED HERSELF IN THAT AREA, you cannot argue it/canon-fact/straight-up gospel truth!
I also think this is retrospectively really, really interesting in regards to Jeff/Britta, considering, according to that oh-snap bomb dropped in Paradigms of Human Memory, the two of them were regular bone-buddies by this point. THIS is why I can’t ever seriously ‘ship J/B, because the implication is always, always, always there with them that their attraction to each other rarely, if ever, goes beyond the physical. As friends they emotionally connect a whole heck of a lot, but it’s only in that capacity and not in a romantic one. Even in a timeline where Jeff is having sex with Britta, who is supposed to be his ideal match, he is still drawn to Annie. (Insert Gravity lyrics HERE.)
How do you do that little thumb icon? I can’t find it on my phone. - Jeff Winger
- We make an amazing team! - I know! We’re like a perfect duet.
Apparently, the perfect timeline means Troy/Britta and Jeff/Annie. I’m okay with that.
Jeff: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message. Annie: Jeff, technically, you are about to be screwed in the Biology room because our final project has been destroyed.
#will never get over the fact that Jeff Winger #the man who would pat her head and call her ‘kiddo’ to put some distance between them #cause he was so into her he was scared #actually RAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO BE SCREWED BY ANNIE EDISON IN THE BIOLOGY ROOM #and then when he saw that smashed yam on the floor and professor Kane thought ‘fuck now she knows I would’#that’s giving her too much power over him #not that she already knows she does#I mean she DID send that text in the first place #and you know it was not semantics #gurl knew what she was doing #she’s like ‘ha I could snap my fingers right now and sleep with Jeff Winger’ #HOW FAR THEY’VE COME