when ur a destructive force of nature that can’t be stopped

@murdarioxstomp in the pit

1914: world war 1

1939: world war 2

2016: alex jones’ info wars

Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol

*goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE

Droid, please!

:/

HELP

*SCREAMS*

soulja boy is capable of using his godlike power to rotate an entire cityscape 45 degrees as evidenced by the reflection visible in his sunglasses. moving cars are thrown from roads, skyscrapers topple, thousands are dead because of soulja boy

fun game: play ffviii but instead of reading GF as guardian force, read it as girlfriend

Hardcore experimental Girlfriend research you say?

u sure about that mate

like all of carrie’s tweets are gold but this phrase really resonated w me on a spiritual level