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This is sort of a request from a buddy of mine. I’m a little unsatisfied with this, but oh well. Enjoy, buddy of mine. 

SO PERFECT IM GONNA CRY

Ahmerst’s birthday isn’t until next week but I’ll definitely forget about it by then, so cheers. Have a good one Rose! I’m really glad we’re stuck with you for a while, and I’m even more glad you left your stuff in my bathroom because it gave me an excuse to mail you this too.

Strider Bass (Reupload to Youtube for the !!#$!@$ time)

I have succumbed to still images until the counter-notice on the actual video passes

This one is for the shippers for ironic reasons Shades on, pants down, got incest intentions When I crank up all my beats it’s automatic defeat Cause man my phat rhymes melt the Houston heat So I’m ill, for real, but what’s the big deal? He’s my brother AND my dad with a shit load of skill He cruel, he cool, oh he definitely cool He jumping to the final gate fucking all the rules He a bucketfucking pimp, pimp - slayer of the imp, imp When he make it in, in - strifing with his kin, kin That’s the kind of bro I was lookin’ for And yes you’ll get slapped if you’re peeking, hoe I said, excuse me, you’re one hell of a guy I mean my, my, my, my you’re like pelican fly Just look at those shades and unbreakable blade You must have crashed more sites than the day of cascade, oh! Yes I can, yes I can, somebody please tell him who the eff I am I am a Strider-rider, I smooch my bros up, keep the flow up, and proto’ crows up *Bro you got my caledfwlch flying astray Spinning like a record and it’s coming your way Can’t you hear that caw caw caw caw, caw caw caw caw DAVE (Lil Cal: Hey he’s that Alpha Dave) Caw caw caw caw, caw caw caw caw DAVE (Lil Cal: Yeah that’s that Alpha Dave) (caw) [x15] Caw caw caw caw, caw caw caw caw DAVE (Lil Cal: Hey he’s that Alpha Dave) Caw caw caw caw, caw caw caw caw DAVE (Lil Cal: Yeah that’s that Alpha Dave)* This one is for the trolls who have lost it Making out ‘cause they’re hornier than smuppets (IGNORANT SLUTS!) We’re trying to save the universe here idiots And I’m thinking only we Striders can handle this But I’m thinking I’ll just drop it all and jump my bro’s dick Cause you know I can’t resist it when he’s that ironic He just gotta give me that note, when he give me that note Then the boxer’s comin’ off, off, uh Excuse me, you’re a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for puppeteering guys I mean, holy shit, you’ve got sickenin’ eyes I can tell that you’re in touch with your incestuous side Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is I am a Strider-rider, I smooch my bros up, keep the flow up, and proto’ the crows up

See I need you in the medium today

No, no, no, no, no I know you’ll stay No, no, no, no, no don’t go away Bro you got my caledfwlch flying astray Don’t you hear that caledfwlch comin’ your way Oh it be like, caw caw caw caw, caw caw caw caw DAVE Can’t you hear that caw caw caw caw, caw caw caw caw DAVE **

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i was going through my folder and i randomly found this doodle i didn’t mean to say up to (nearly) 6 am but I figures nows a better time then any to post it wonkyanatomyohwell