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harlequIncinerator

@harlequincinerator / harlequincinerator.tumblr.com

This is my lame ass Homestuck and other fandoms i guess blog. Sometimes I write porn. BE READY.
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eunnieboo

You never knew friendship came with all these insecurities.

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zenellyraen

oh no

oh no baby no

i must reblog this whenever i see it

DAVE. DAVE U PRESCHUS B ABEE D8

Oh, man. I bet everyone sees Dave as unreasonably confident, since he's kind of a nerd but plays it off like he's awesome. So much of that is bravado, though. There are things he's legitimately insecure about, in ways friends can't solve. How do you explain that your brother, who you talk about constantly, who you are convinced put the moon in the sky, sliced you up to make you better? How can you compare to flawless skin? How can you convince your friends that the fresh cuts are really not that bad? How do you keep their persistent concern from making you paranoid?

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24ozsteak

request for anon! dave finally pays attention to his tiny alien boyfriend

aaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAVEKATS

Man, look at these cuties playing video juegos in their underoos. Dave just looks so content and Karkat seems really relaxed, all purring it up in Dave's lap. They just seem so happy to be there. 

Look at his little paw feet!!! I love paw feet, but they weren't a head canon i could get behind before seeing them here. Paw feet usually mean more animal like trolls, which isn't my thing. But this is the right kind of paw! They are really cute. Karkat is really cute. Dave is really cute. I bet that couch is comfy as fuck and their video game is super cute too.

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FANDOM SECRET i have ALWAYS WANTED STUPID XENO-COCKSLAPPING FIC
there i typed the stupidest sentence ever but who even cares, I’VE ALWAYS WANTED IT
like i am one of those people who is not at all weirded out/unable to get worked up over ~moving tentacle bulges~ because man idk, xeno getting me worked up in the first place is weird as shit, but i will never deny the idea of INDEPENDENTLY MOVING TENTACLE JUNK is hilarious shit
why doesn’t anyone want to write the hilarious Rose/Kanaya adventure that is Rose being WAY INTO TENTACLES and assuming she is so on top of this but Kanaya’s bulge smacks her in the eye and then Kanaya is so embarrassed she rolls off the bed
like im sorry, stuff all your stupid delicate elegant lesbian headcanons, THAT is how their first time would actually go

IT WAS TOO PERFECT NOT TO DRAW??????????????????? :C

HOLY SHKT? IM CRY>???

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