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Mountain goats By: K. Gunnar From: Wild, Wild World of Animals: Wild Herds 1977

Palestinian girls playing in the snow, Jerusalem, Palestine, 1921,

I’m Like a Lawyer with the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off

realized this isnt even my first better caul saul x fall out boy themed post... and it WON'T bet the last

well you thought WRONG!😈

i gotta remember this

people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them

related theres a desperation for pop idols to be iconic to be divas but because any behaviour that could be read as vain or mean or controversial gets her instantaneously condemned as an unprofessional bitch when stans call something ‘iconic’ it’s usually just a pop star wearing a dress and looking thin

>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine

>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case

>grabs it before i can

>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"

>go to cold medicine aisle

>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case

>nobody shows up

>ring again

>nobody shows up

>check case

>case is unlocked

>take cold medicine and go to check out

>grab toothpaste from unmanned register

>have to use self checkout

>scan cold medicine

>"age verification needed please wait for employee"

>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves

>finish self checkout

>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door

another beautiful non hostile day in our great country

i cannot emphasize enough how 5 years ago you could walk into a store and pick up the item you wanted and buy it and leave . it sounds like a fairytale now but it was true.

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

Vintage Espresso Cups by Joe Colombo for Arno