shadowhunter universe dashboard simulator
🔮witchlights Follow
if you want to experience being a 3rd wheel in your own marriage I'd suggest marrying someone with a parabatai
#honestly it feels like the parabatai curse is the only thing keeping him from cheating atp #ugh how do I even deal with this
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🗡️seraphbladeenthusiast Follow
kind of want to go to the shadowhunter academy bc the guest lecturers are always hot but not sure if I'd be able to stomach watching one of the mundie ascendants explode lol ugh 😅
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⚔️sedlexduralex Follow
friendly reminder that the dark & mortal war heroes are real people and that shipping them is NOT. OKAY.
🪦city-of-boners Follow
fuck this post I know clary & isabelle are getting it on as we speak
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🐺howlatthemoon Follow
disguising myself as an abandoned baby so the lightwood-banes wil adopt me
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🩸fangtastic Follow do you think a vampire boy and a werewolf girl can be in love?
🌔downworld-denizen Follow no. men and women should never be in love
🕯️ironsistermilf Follow consul alec lightwood-bane I know it's you
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🦇bloodsucking Follow
tbh since i got Turned I dont even do crosswords anymore anymore I just talk to my friend's faerie bf and then try to decipher what the hell he's trying to say
🧝brave-fae-knight Follow
What a foul utterance! You vampires are needlessly cruel unto us fae, whilst we have wrought but scant harm upon the children of the night. I do advise to keep one's mouth firmly shut if such cruel words be all that leaves it.
🦇bloodsucking Follow
yeah like that
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🏹demondestroyer Follow
my hungry ass could never be a silent brother
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💅slayyyingdemons Follow
my favourite shadowblr hoax was when everyone was terrified of getting demon pox even though it's literally not real
🐾barkattthemoon Follow
it's not a hoax...
💅slayyyingdemons Follow
yes it is???? the single book written on the subject that people keep bringing up as "evidence" was literally written by some guy who also made up a demon pox SONG it's all a JOKE im begging you to learn basic media literacy 😭
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💅slayyyingdemons Follow
what the fuck