LoT characters as The Librarians quotes

Constantine: Vampires are real. But Dracula is not. Because I killed him. / I was thinking, if you're not busy later, you and I could go out and double-straw a Marguerita, talk magic, maybe make some magic?

Mick: There ain't nothin' amateur about my bar fighting, sweetheart. / Let's light 'em up.

Snart: This is me ignoring you. Get used to it. / You pickpocketed The Apple? / Excuse me, I'm going to take care of my desperately not wanting to be here.

Charlie: 'monster' is such a label! / Oh, that’s just crass stereotyping!

Ray: Am I the only one that reads the security manuals?! / spiders are our garden friends.

Stein: If I met myself, would I explode? I need a pen. / That is a fascinating story. I actually hold the record in PHDs.

Rip: Reality. It's the shared narrative we agree to believe. / I'm offering you a life of mystery, of misery, of loneliness, and adventure. More than that, I'm offering you the opportunity to make a difference and to save the world every week. Twice before Friday. Are you in?

Sara: Where did you get the ax? / why would [I] bring a sword? Why wouldn't I bring a sword?

Zari: Well, I had sliders before, but for gaming, you really want something a bit more bite-sized.

S2!Nate: Your brain is a weapon, and a tool, and a library all wrapped in one.

Bonus:

Zari/Sara: You want to know the most important thing I've learned being a [Legend]? It's that there's a difference between doing what's best, and doing what's right.

Extra Bonus:

Legends of Tomorrow: History is a theme park, if you package it right.