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shadowhunter universe dashboard simulator

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if you want to experience being a 3rd wheel in your own marriage I'd suggest marrying someone with a parabatai

#honestly it feels like the parabatai curse is the only thing keeping him from cheating atp #ugh how do I even deal with this

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🗡️seraphbladeenthusiast Follow

kind of want to go to the shadowhunter academy bc the guest lecturers are always hot but not sure if I'd be able to stomach watching one of the mundie ascendants explode lol ugh 😅

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⚔️sedlexduralex Follow

friendly reminder that the dark & mortal war heroes are real people and that shipping them is NOT. OKAY.

🪦city-of-boners Follow

fuck this post I know clary & isabelle are getting it on as we speak

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🐺howlatthemoon Follow

disguising myself as an abandoned baby so the lightwood-banes wil adopt me

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🩸fangtastic Follow do you think a vampire boy and a werewolf girl can be in love?

🌔downworld-denizen Follow no. men and women should never be in love

🕯️ironsistermilf Follow consul alec lightwood-bane I know it's you

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tbh since i got Turned I dont even do crosswords anymore anymore I just talk to my friend's faerie bf and then try to decipher what the hell he's trying to say

🧝brave-fae-knight Follow

What a foul utterance! You vampires are needlessly cruel unto us fae, whilst we have wrought but scant harm upon the children of the night. I do advise to keep one's mouth firmly shut if such cruel words be all that leaves it.

🦇bloodsucking Follow

yeah like that

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🏹demondestroyer Follow

my hungry ass could never be a silent brother

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💅slayyyingdemons Follow

my favourite shadowblr hoax was when everyone was terrified of getting demon pox even though it's literally not real

🐾barkattthemoon Follow

it's not a hoax...

💅slayyyingdemons Follow

yes it is???? the single book written on the subject that people keep bringing up as "evidence" was literally written by some guy who also made up a demon pox SONG it's all a JOKE im begging you to learn basic media literacy 😭

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In 1878, Benedict Lightwood came down with a serious case of astriola, or demon pox, which he contracted by having relations with a greater demon. He then turned into a massive worm-like demon and had to be killed by his own son. There are multiple eyewitness accounts of this. It's not a hoax.

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what the fuck