when your wife becomes a winion

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

It got better!

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

that voice message is me btw

Froggin' available in the Paperback Paradise shop, also available in this set.

had an idea while watching the series, of how it would be interesting if bolder class dragons were like a potential predator to trolls, since well, the diet is rock and yknow eohfherou so trolls would tend to stay away from those types of dragons back in the day

this isnt meatlug btw just a random gronkle fee

Breaching the Wall

For the @summer-of-bad-batch Week 2 prompt "injured," with a serious side of comfort. After Crosshair's injuries on Tantiss, AZI treats his pain with heavy-duty medications -- and Crosshair starts talking. To everyone. Angst, hurt/comfort, whump, family feels. 5800 words, plus illustrations of Crosshair and Wrecker, and Crosshair and Omega.

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The pain in his hand woke him.

Stabbing, searing, burning, throbbing — it was like nothing he’d ever felt before.  He could feel his hand spasming, shuddering with each pulse of agony.  He tried to clench his fist, hoping that would help, but something wasn’t working.  He reached out with his left hand to try to rub the ache away —

His right hand was gone.

Crosshair shivered, memories flooding back in the dark.  He rolled over, fumbling until he reached the side of the bed.  Where was he?  

He panted with effort, slowly sitting upright, staring at the walls.   Moonlight was faint through the window, but it was enough for him to see his surroundings.  A bedroom with decorations; an old fishing net on the wall, patterned vases, a few holoframes of a familiar family.

That was right.  This was Shep and Lyana’s place; Shep had opened his home to them after their escape.  Told Hunter they could stay for a few days until they were more recovered.  Crosshair glanced back at the large bed, where an exhausted Hunter, Wrecker, and Omega had curled up beside each other.  

For a moment, watching their chests rise and fall, rise and fall, the pain receded.

Then he moved slightly and the pain roared back, a blinding burst of it rippling outward from the stump of his wrist.  He gasped, doubling over, shivering violently.

It was hard to think with everything raw and jangling.  Get up.  Don’t disturb them.  You can rest out there… then try to find the droid…  He should have seen him earlier, but the droid had been busy with many of the other clones and their injuries.  Echo had given him some stims on the shuttle, enough to drive the pain back and keep him on his feet, and stubbornly, he’d told them it it was enough.In all the commotion, no one had questioned him.

But he felt everything now.  He’d screwed up.  Badly.

Another wave, roiling, blinding, incapacitating.  He hissed through it. Kriff, it was getting hard to breathe.

For a moment, he tensed his legs, trying to steel himself to get to his feet and take the first step into the next room.  

But he thought of resting his arm on Hunter’s shoulder, their breath syncing in the pouring rain.  He thought of his eyes locking with Omega’s, the trust on her face, the shot of his life. 

He thought of Omega’s arms, flung wide around him.

”Hunter,” he managed.  

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it's amazing what different paths twins can take in life...

I made another felted loth cat. This time it's Phee (cause Tech needs his gf)

Some progress shots below

Absolutely need Fennec to snap on Din and be like “you know you’re not the first dad I’ve had to help whose kid is wanted by the Empire” to which Din would say “well I’ll bet I’m the first whose technically younger than the child” and Fennec just hits him with the “no, actually, you’re not”

Ahsoka is a young ambush predator, and does not handle the 'hurry up and wait' pace of life between battles well at all

so Rex develops a game for her:

Rex will discreetly tag one of the troopers with the equivalent of a space kick me sign on the back, and Ahsoka then has to isolate them from the herd and pounce

not only does this serve as Enrichment in his Commander's Enclosure, it's also a good test of his men's situational awareness

not to mention, it's a good mechanism for a little petty revenge every now and then

he'll occasionally also 'loan her out' to Wolffe or Cody as a chance to stress-test their own troopers' level of vigilance (and give Torrent a break from her reign of terror)

We are in desperate need of more artists! Join the discord to join the event!

(Still fantasizing about their escape 🤞🏼)

Non-f-word version below the cut

I know we're all preparing for the very real possibility that everyone will die at the end of the season, but you know the one thing I want to see this season? Or more like one person? Hondo. I want Hondo to throw the Bad Batch through loop after loop. Let him be an absolute menace. Better yet. Make him a friend of Phee's. I would have a ball watching Tech interact with Hondo

First off, @mohnaka how dare you leave this truth in the comments/lh/dram

Secondly, you are absolutely right! Hondo would 100000% bad influence and Hunter would hate it. Cross loves the idea of Omega having a bad influence, but only he gets to be Omega's bad influence so Hondo's got to go lol

Aaah I'm sorry! And I'd argue that he's more like only a 90,000% bad influence, he's capable of being a good one sometimes with his tendency to be encouraging towards kids. Not that Hunter or Crosshair would care, they'd still want him gone lol

(Meanwhile they're all confused as to how Tech of all people is getting along with Hondo the best (despite some initial annoyance that you just know happened). Eventually Phee's like...actually, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense...)

Tech and Hondo getting along would be freaking hilarious. Love that so much

TEMUERA MORRISON AND MING-NA WEN JOKING ABOUT JANGO’S DECAPITATION

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Part 8!

He’s teeny tiny now okay

Their size difference is an absolute mess and I’m not even going to do anything about it haha

Part 1