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Happy Little Dystopia

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i will never understand those people who lean into being afraid of all bugs. like ok dude i dont really think it's very cool of you to break your light fixture trying to kill a shieldbug. a bug that doesnt even bite. a bug so clumsy they can get stuck on their backs like turtles. oh? it might fly at you? and do what? so do butterflies. oh? it might stink ? yes my friend it smells like cilantro and goes away super fast. it's not a skunk. if you put your finger in front of one they will literally just walk onto your hand and let you carry them outside without injury. if you even care

theres another video following this same foreshadowing trend where dudes sitting in the car holding what looks like ?? a tarantula in a paper packet??? and then screams and throws it ???? howd he even get a tarantula??? dropping a tarantula kills or really hurts it ??? i cant tell.

i dont know. theyre just animals . except crunchier than you're used to. don't reply to this with stupid bug hating rants or i'll send locusts upon your garden

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