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*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

english tourists are causing problems again

The history of Earth has never been summed up so succinctly before.

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ASSUMPTIONS I HAVE BASED ON YOUR FAVORITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER

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DAICHI — so… daddy issues, huh? the craving for compassionate love and stability, huh? how does it feel to latch onto the things you love because you’re constantly afraid of losing?

FANON SUGA — mommy issues. also you don’t like seeing things for what they are and prefer to live in your own world. you probably have a close friend that is like an iwaizumi kinnie or something and they call you out for your emotional avoidance all the time

CANON SUGA — you are an introvert, but also chaos incarnate, and that’s incredibly valid of you. also, i’d die for you.

TANAKA — you have good taste

TANAKA SAEKO — you are bisexual

ASAHI — how is that anxiety going? also you MIGHT be a bit controlling but you’re also a sweetheart and you’re just doing your best.

NISHINOYA — okay so hot take for this one: you might be a really lawful person. you might avoid confrontation. however, you LIVE for chaos: you don’t cause it, but you thrive on seeing it happen. you’re also hot and i accept no criticism

KAGEYAMA — the gifted child burn out is big on this one. you crave validation and you hate it when people brush your achievements off to “natural talent” or “luck”. you are either an oikawa stan or just completely despise the boy. you work hard and you care a lot about others. you are lovely congrats

HINATA — you might not be one, but you just love people that are literal sunshine. maybe you’re a bit more on the quieter side, and seeing others be loud and happy and annoying gives you joy. you’re cute

TSUKISHIMA — you have bad taste. KJDBFNIUEFB OKAY NO BUT you have a degradation kink. PFFFT OKAY FOR REAL NOW you are deeply afraid of failure, and might have an inferiority complex. you push people away because you are afraid they won’t like you if they truly connect to you. you might not realise it but you are as important as everyone else, even when you’re afraid to try.

YAMAGUCHI — you are the love of my life. i am in love with you. i would kill a man for you. how dare you be this lovely. do you want the moon? i’ll get it for you. *blows a kiss to the wind* it’s for the yamaguchi stans

COACH UKAI — daddy issues again but like. worse.

KUROO — mommy issues and you’re an ambivert bye

KENMA — when are you going to stop avoiding the world? you can’t expect people to invite you to hang out if you never actually show up when they do. also social anxiety is not a personality trait i’m so sorry to tell you

OIKAWA — hmmm how is pretending you’re someone you’re not because you’re afraid of rejection going? you try really hard for things or you procrastinate for twelve hours, no inbetween. you are pretty sure you’re always the funniest and at least the second prettiest in the room at all times, but you also have crippling insecurity. the duality of man <3 also quick reminder: you are enough, you are loved, and please go eat something because i KNOW you keep forgetting to take care of yourself.

IWAIZUMI — second best complex. do not fear, babe, you are ALSO enough and you are ALSO loved. you care about your friends so much that it scares you sometimes. you’re afraid they don’t care as much as you do. i love you.

BOKUTO — will you ever Shut Up. you are the loudest mf but i love you anyway. hmmm deep fear of being a disappointment. you are so lovely tho. i love you.

AKAASHI — you are so fucking funny. you are so funny i just absolutely know it. you are kind of the parent figure of the friend group but also like,,,, not. i don’t know how to explain it but the akaashi stans will KNOW. anyways i love you go drink some water mwah

ATSUMU — ew. NO I’M KIDDING ASKJBFIUWB you love morally grey characters. and you either have a sibling that constantly annoys you but that you love anyway OR you have a close friend that is a bokuto kinnie. i will not explain.

OSAMU — you’re annoying and you know it. you make it your mission to just annoy the shit out of people and i respect you for it. keep up the good work babe you’re doing amazing. also you’re so smart? so so so smart. congrats i probably have a crush on you OR hate you have a good day

SUNA — you have a degradation kink, don’t you?

USHIJIMA — if you watch bnha, todoroki is probably one of your favorite characters. i also feel like you might be lactose intolerant for some reason but that makes no sense. you just want someone with a deep voice to sing you to sleep and that’s completely valid

TENDOU — you pretend you don’t give a fuck about other people’s opinions but you absolutely do. you are chaotic in the worst way possible. please stay away from me. LMAO BUT OKAY you just want to be happy and to feel satisfied with how things are going. i’m cheering for you good luck!! also go drink water bitch

protect our baby kita at all costs 🥺