apparently not everyone is aware of james fitzjames inshallah so.

They found him alhamdulillah

oh im sure

so when louis meowed how did he share that to daniel in the interview? did he sit at his 10 foot long divorce table with armand on the other end, look him in the eye and meow?? how did it go down louis I just wanna know

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) S02E06 | "Smallfolk"

me whenever i put "well." as a tag on a post

thinking hard about the Married Vampires Show that louis and armand are staging (trying to stage) every day in dubai. hard for me to stop thinking about it. this is where the laughter will go (daniel does not laugh). this is where we will charm the audience (Daniel is not charmed). okay PLACES EVERYONE. the role of rashid will now be played by rashid. ENTER ARMAND, STAGE RIGHT. the production is falling apart! louis you’re changing your lines. Cut. take five. we're editing the script. i mean it's all so controlled but it's also. wildly out of control. armand you are world's most beautiful complex awful depressing embarrassing and scary puppeteer who is also weirdly not good at his job (keeping romantic hold of a man who is terrified to be alone with himself). this is armand: I've Convinced My Favourite Marionette That He and I Are In A Relationship of Equal Standing, Because He Tells Me What To Do In Bed Sometimes. okay quiet on set everyone. louis please remember that you're happy to be here. and ACTION.

imagine you're anthony bourdain getting invited by maxim de winter to his beautiful estate in manderley to record an upcoming Food Network special. you have a michelin star level meal and then maxim starts ranting about some woman named rebecca and how this bitch ruined his life through her manipulative gorilla grip pussy and baby trapping. maxim starts crying when you point out a hole in his bullshit story and then mrs. danvers, the housekeeper who has been creepin in the corner this whole time, levitates off the ground and yells "HE SAID NO PICKLES" before you get a sudden flashback to when you were 20 years old in a stank ass apartment, offering to suck mrs. danvers' cock to stop the telekinetic torture she's inflicting on your body for trying to fuck mr. de winter while high on drugs. well something really similar happened to my grandpa daniel molloy

they’re unionizing

this is my cocomelon

Louis: so i got into the confessional booth and i said to the priest I LAID DOWN WITH A MAN!! I LAID DOWN WITH THE DEVIL!! AND HE HAS ROOTS IN ME, ALL HIS SPINDLY ROOTS IN ME! AND I CANT THINK NOTHING ANYMORE BUT HIS VOICE AND HIS WORDS! PLEASE! HELP ME! I AM WEAK! I WANNA DIE! but Lestat, he knew where I was and he found me, Mr. Molloy. He found me and punched clean through that priest’s-

Armand on that damn ipad:

how was this show real

skyler white: youre a drug dealer and youve been lying to and gaslighting me this whole time about what you've been doing. i think you are an active danger to myself and this household but you refuse to move out of the house or let me receive a divorce. what do you have to say for yourself?

walt:

happy national holiday to those who celebrate