When you realise that you have more ships than the Spanish Armada
Moffat: I think I'll take an important and inspiring aspect of Doctor Who and replace it with something lame and unoriginal...
Me: *points sonic screwdriver menacingly*
Me: ...
Me: oh wait.
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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
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I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
IT ACTUALLY WORKS
said no one ever
no but can you imagine if you were an animagus and got stuck halfway through one of your transformations so you'd be stuck as purrfessor mcgonacat forever
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empresspinto
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
oceane-water
Passing this good karma
partyhardees
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
UGH WHY IS TUMBLR SO SLOW? SEASON FOUR OF SHERLOCK WILL HAVE FINISHED BY THE TIME THIS GIF HAS LOADED!
Percy: I'M TOO HOT
Nico: HOT DAM
C'mon people it's 2015 and nobody's invented infinite toothpaste tubes yet?
You know in TFIOS where Gus calls Hazel 'Hazel Grace' all the time and Hazel insists that it's just 'Hazel'? Well at the end I guess it is just Hazel.
When you realise that the whole egg-ster-min-ate thing from Doctor Who is just a recipe for souffles: 1: Egg - take three medium EGGs and beat well 2: Ster - add the other ingredients and STIR until light and fluffy 3: Min - Bake for 15-20 MINutes 4: Ate - Eat.
Damn are you a fruitbowl bc mango away.
I just love that potterheads, who hang on to Her Majesty JK Rowling's every word, totally ignore the whole 'it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live' thing and spend their time pretending they go to a magic school and wishing that fictional characters are their friends
If you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there is something Siriusly Ron with you.
#harrypotter #christmas #edit #photofy
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Can we please just talk about how sassy Professor McGonagall was?
Just look: "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"
I mean really: "I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
So much sass: "Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"
She's just full of it: "I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."
Her zingers are the best: "Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"
Seriously though: "You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in."
And finally, my all-time favorite: "It unscrews the other way."
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One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.
I have to reblog this. I can't not reblog this.
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