Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s SNL.
When someone you don’t like WON’T LEAVE YOU ALONE
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!
These eyelashes may seem like they are heavily mascara-ed, but they are actually made of fly legs. This controversial statement is the work of artist Jessica Harrison.
I love adoption stories. My mom adopted 3 kids and she never let us or anybody else make a difference out of the 6 of us. My biological brother had the same name as my adopted brother and people could not understand why my mom would name 2 sons in succession, Johnny. But we wouldn’t explain it. Adopt kids. Make it normal. Not the the thing u do simply when u cant.
This will melt a heart of stone.
me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I
Friendly reminder
“In a healthy relationship, your partner hears you out if you’re upset, and their goal is to avoid upsetting you in the future, not to debate whether you should have been upset in the first place.”
that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards
Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.
10 Cats Who Don’t See The Point In Wrapping Christmas Presents
“Oh c'mon, you know I’m going to rip it up anyway.”
All Photos via Simon’s Cat Facebook Page Please click on each one for more info.