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Gamzee to me.
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Bell doesn't know how to ballroom dance, luckily Leo has no problem being stepped on for practice
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johndave doodles
i don’t have any other followers it’s actually just you and me here
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yo for the record if you put something in my inbox and i never respond it’s not that i didn’t like it or read it it’s that i very very often see messages and go ‘oh i should respond to that’ and then i fucking forget until it’s like. been enough time to be weird
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did you cum?
Not even once.
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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Egbert/Dave Strider Characters: John Egbert, Dave Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Additional Tags: Crushes, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Romantic Comedy, Internalized Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, First Kiss Summary:
John has encountered many new experiences and emotions during just one day in Huston, many of which he refuses to acknowledge, but in the midst of figuring out his own feelings he is faced with a harsh reality that Dave seems to think is no big deal.
Source: archiveofourown.org
of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god
nothing can possibly prepare you for the moment you show up to give a man his apple juice and he says “Do you think bugs come from the same god as us? They’re older than our god. They have their own.”
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what are they talking about?
everyday we get closer to an era of Bug where I cannot hold her with one hand
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sometimes you rise from the dead to post boys kissing
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im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me
the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water
For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don't know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water
It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people's heads
