Welcome to handless-and-dangerous!
Two of us are handless, one of us is dangerous (up to you to guess which one...)
We hope you enjoy your time here and look forward to meeting you!
Sincerely, Wing
Introductions:
Time for tooka snuggles to get warmed up. Ahhhhhh, I can actually feel the cold leaving 😌
I can't feel my hands...
Luck, you don't have hands.
Well then I can't feel my feet...
I can't feel things I didn't even know I had...
Then how do you know that you didn't know that you--
Stop arguing.
Yes Sarge.
Yessir. 🫡
Careful up there, it seems a little slick...
Ehhhh we're fine. These boots are grippy.
Aaaghhh!!!!
Sarge! Are you alright??
*grunts*
Whoa!
I said careful Kit! What were you just saying about those boots being grippy?
Ugh. Shut up.
*groans*
Kit! Come quick! Look!
Ah, yes, a lovely sunrise.
No, you idiot! The snow!
Luck made his first snowman (with a little help)
Luck was a little hesitant --
I was not.
-- since the snow was nearly hip-deep, but we enjoyed ourselves thoroughly.
@w31rd0-r3b10gs We'll gladly accept that hot chocolate now!
Wing and Jet came over for the New Year's celebration. Played some games. Dice is winning, like usual. Wing is losing terribly, like usual.
Then we worked on Wing's 1000 piece puzzle.
Die, you miserable miscreants!
Luck, you can't kill the Kaminoans. That's not part of the game.
Well maybe if I swing my lightsaber hard enough...
*sigh* Y'know, maybe we should take a break
Merry Christmas from Chaos Squad!
Hope you all woke up to stuffed stockings... because we sure did!
Luck was really excited to receive his first stocking. Even Sarge was pleased :)
We must've been good boys this year! These things are stuffed!
Hmm... three solid disks. I wonder if they're edible... I must say I do appreciate the color.
What are these?
Those are Nerds - a type of candy. Santa Claus knows you're a Nerd, son.
But... I didn't even write him a letter...
Well, he knows everything, or so I've been told.
Surely you can't mean, like, everything... 😳
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A very nice lady kindly knitted us some stockings for the Christmas holiday! I... have no idea why hanging socks became a holiday tradition... But as they say, "When in Rome..."
Luck said "Socks belong on feet" and now refuses to take them off, even when Sarge told him that they can't be filled with presents if his feet are in them.
~ Kit
This is like the cutest thing I have seen all day!!!@
I don't know about the socks... but these bad boys certainly are 😏😉
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Christmas tree adventures🎄
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Why won't this instrument make any sound?
It's made of glass, Luck.
Ohhhhh
Thank you kindly! Warm drinks and warm hugs are always appreciated ❤️💚
Christmas Shenanigans
Favorite Christmas Songs:
Wing: All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey (obnoxiously sings this song in the shower, even when it's not Christmas...)
Luck: Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee (acts out all parts of the song. Once knocked over the Christmas tree while doing so)
Kit: Last Christmas - Wham! (cries when it comes on)
Dice: Said he doesn't have one, but we all know it's Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas sung by Frank Sinatra
Jet: piano covers of traditional hymns (boring)
A very nice lady kindly knitted us some stockings for the Christmas holiday! I... have no idea why hanging socks became a holiday tradition... But as they say, "When in Rome..."
Luck said "Socks belong on feet" and now refuses to take them off, even when Sarge told him that they can't be filled with presents if his feet are in them.
~ Kit
Decorating the tree was going just fine until Luck got stuck...
Help! I'm being attacked!
Stop flailing, son, or it will be more difficult to extricate yourself.
Christmas tree adventures🎄
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Why won't this instrument make any sound?
It's made of glass, Luck.
Ohhhhh
Snowflakes! Dice is guarding the scissors... as he should.
*sigh* Mine looks stupid. I think I made it wrong... why is it a triangle
Oh no, Sarge turned his back...
Aughhhk help they're trying to kill me!
CT-6273, this is why we cannot have nice things. If you can't behave, then you can't participate.
*ignoring the scene* Heh it's finished.
~ Wing decided that he cannot, in fact, behave. Time out 😏~
Oh, hey Wing. Have you decided to join the party again?
Luck: *sighs*
Wing! We worked so hard on those!
The heck... is happening...
Dice: *just doesn't even care anymore*
You can't take the last one!
Wing, make sure you share that with the rest of the squad.
*out of nowhere POW*
Luck! Stop! There's more sushi coming I swear! The lady said so!
All: Yay!! More sushi!
Things escalate quickly around here... I just walked past and heard Kit saying "Heh, check out my gum banana." I guess that's pretty normal for our squad.
Next thing I knew, there was yelling coming from the other room, and I had to intervene.
What is wrong with you two? Kit? What in the galaxy happened?
*mumbles something*
Speak up.
I said, "he licked my stick of gum."
Ugh. We have the same spit, moron, get over it.
(I can't believe my morning caf was interrupted by this.)
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