I’m gonna slide on that slippery floor all the way from Holt’s office to the elevator

#mood

(inspired by this post)

#Thick King™ Cheddar

they thought.

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

Bonus:

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.

+bonus:

#the holy trinity

darling, you’re the one I want in paper rings, in picture frames, in dirty dreams, oh, you’re the one i want.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

jake peralta being a supportive friend / boyfriend / fiancé / husband (▰˘◡˘▰)

#iconic

sexual tension is out, platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they've developed a mutual fondness, realized they have a lot in common, and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they're supposed to be kicking each other's asses.

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed, Probably Has Undiagnosed ADHD

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork