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Agent Something, That's For Sure

@halibellecter

Covert Medical Field Support. I've worked with Imperial Intelligence, ONI, Project Freelancer and a bunch of other folks I really shouldn't have. For legal reasons, all medical advice is for entertainment purposes only.
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Subtle Pride Charms

These charms are a single strand of beads in pride flag colors, recognizable but not obvious. They're great for situations where you might not want a pin or button, but still want to have something showing your support. Very demure, very mindful. They also have loops on the top, so they can easily be added to a keychain or charm bracelet.

I just added pronoun pins and am so proud of them! These have a single small bead with your pronoun on it, and we're expanding that selection soon as well! The pronoun bead is handmade by me from polymer clay, so each one is unique.

Take a look at the shop-- I almost definitely have your flag, and if it's not there yet, I take commissions!

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you need to get it out of your mind that psychosomatic illness is just “making up symptoms” when it’s actually much more like your body is being actively poisoned by chemicals released from your brain

if you’re so stressed that you’re puking your guts up every morning, are unable to eat or keep anything down, you can’t look at light without feeling infinitely worse and feel exhausted and in pain all the time (or whatever your particular stress induced symptom set is) you’re not just feeling like that because you’ve willed it into being. your body is begging for relief from the constant barrage of stress hormones and it requires the fundamental source of stress to go away, not just distracting yourself from the symptoms

just because the root is psychological doesn’t mean the result isn’t an entirely physical process.

This and also "your body is desperately trying to alert you to the fact that stress is killing you"

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God I hope this doesn't upload twice, but i finished the mug i was working on in my ceramics class

"I only drink the blood of my enemies and the occasional strawberry yoohoo :)"

Sure it doesn't look the best, but cut me some slack this is my first time making a mug, its still functional and silly

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memesonnets

Hi my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha the Knight of the Rueful Figure and I have a rueful figure (that's how I got my name) with purple bruised ribs and tall stature and gaunt features and hair turning gray and a rather hooked aquiline nose and large black drooping mustaches and a lot of people tell me I look like Amadís of Gaul (AN: if u don’t know who he is begone!). I’m not related to Lady Oriana but I wish I was because she’s an incomparable flowering beauty. I’m a knight errant but some of my teeth and grinders are missing. I have long lank limbs. I’m also a defender of damsels, protector of orphans, succourer of the needy, righter of wrongs, undoer of injustice, and I wander a magic countryside called the mountains of Spain where I’m in my first year of knighthood (I’m forty-nine). I’m a gentleman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love my great-grandfather's forgotten corner of the house and I cobble together all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a doublet of fine cloth with matching shoes and velvet breeches and a helmet, morion, visor, breastplate and backpiece. I was riding outside La Mancha. It was early morning so the rays of the sun fell obliquely and the heat did not distress me, which I was very happy about. A lot of giants stared at me. I put up my pasteboard visor at them.

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Being an older adult is fun because you get to play games with yourself like "Am I having a heart attack or did I just sleep on my left arm the wrong way?"

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I think a lot of people missed the point that it’s really not that hard to kill Jedi. If you’ve got a private army, you can probably kill Jedi. If you’re a sith you can probably kill Jedi. If you’re a really well resourced bounty hunter you can probably kill a Jedi. Qui-gon and Obi-Wan parallel one another in getting killed, specifically to show the audience that Jedi can be killed, but death is not something a Jedi should fear. There is no death, there is the Force.

The magic of a Jedi does not come from invincibility—it comes from the lack of any true separation between ordinary happenings and miracles, which they understand, and we do not.

This is also why Yoda dies--to show us jedi are subject to all natural things. Sickness and old age, not just violence.

Unfortunately, if you're a medically specialized Imperial Agent, you very much CANNOT kill a Jedi. Not even a little bit.

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