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Harrow the ninth is simply:

What if God was just a random man
And you were a nun losing your religion
And you were inlove with the antichryst
And you also had a situationship with your childhood frenemy lesbian jesus who died for you

#I cannot stress enough how good these books are 😂😅#the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth

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tiffanyachings

love love love how tactile palamedes's expressions of affection are. hugging harrow so wildly he lifts her off the ground. touching his forehead to camilla's. holding gideon's hand after she recounts her traumatic past. kissing harrow's forehead, cam's knuckles, dulcie's hand. he might be the only man ever

#Palamedes my darling #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #tlt

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polaraaace

The LIBERAL Tomb

IanTHEY
Naberius TRANS
Marta DYKEas
Palamedes GENDERtus
John GAYus
Commander WOKE
GAYdeon THEY Ninth
Ortus NiGAYnad
LOVEISLOVEday Heptane
Pyrrha

#the locked tomb #Pyrrha 😭🤣#commander WOKE also took me out #tlt #accurate

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cutetanuki-chan

if Gideon ever wants to talk about her mom, would John be like 'ah yeah, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go' or 'do you wanna talk about Wake Me Up When September Ends?'

#the locked tomb #john gaius #tlt

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angrylesbianbutch

Straight romance books:

Rose likes John, but oh no, Rose also likes Mike

Lesbian romance books:

Rose has asked her toxic coworker, who kinda has a crush on her, to give her a lobotomy with an Icepick so she can forget about her situationship, who she killed and canibalized, and focus more on the love of her life: A corpse that is at least a few hundred years old.

#ain't nobody doing it like Harrow #the locked tomb #tlt

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ichbinerica

The Pal/Cam knuckle kiss thing from Nona the Ninth has me so fucking UNWELL I am SICK over it it's so SWEET AND TENDER

#the locked tomb #tlt #nona the ninth #palamedes sextus #camilla hect

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makuta-tobi

Anyways those audiobooks

#I’m not mentally prepared to take on the audiobooks quite yet #tlt #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth

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indiesaster

topless and bandaged? :]

#oh my #Camilla Hect #The Locked Tomb #TLT

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saint-sebastian-coded

this sucks so bad i need to [realises that only a lyctor can beat cytherea and harrow is almost out of juice and camilla is wounded and ianthe is missing an arm] fall on a fence

#Oh Gideon my sweet idiot #the locked tomb #Gideon the Ninth #tlt