Something I love about the romance in The Locked Tomb is how Gideon as our first POV narrator is like "this is Harrowhark Nonagesimus, she thrives on scorn and ambition and death" and as a seasoned enemies-to-lovers fan, my first reaction was "I love it, I support women's rights and wrongs, and I can't wait to see this cold evil character discover feelings eventually" but then the plot twist is actually that Harrow is a pathetic desperate emo who barely needs an excuse to say the most romantic shit imaginable. Which is already a good payoff and the characterization is superb, but then you see inside Harrow's head in the next book and discover that despite her trauma and 35 mental illnesses, she is so much of a fucking soft marshmallow simp that not even her DIY lobotomy can keep her from indulging in a coffeeshop AU (?!?!) to soothe her yearning soul. Which makes rereading GtN delightful because now you can read between the lines and realise like "oh wow, she was down bad the whole time and Gideon just didn't notice". It gives so much lesbian Pride and Prejudice that you can only fully appreciate during a reread. I adore it.
Harrow the ninth is simply:
- What if God was just a random man
- And you were a nun losing your religion
- And you were inlove with the antichryst
- And you also had a situationship with your childhood frenemy lesbian jesus who died for you
love love love how tactile palamedes's expressions of affection are. hugging harrow so wildly he lifts her off the ground. touching his forehead to camilla's. holding gideon's hand after she recounts her traumatic past. kissing harrow's forehead, cam's knuckles, dulcie's hand. he might be the only man ever
The LIBERAL Tomb
- IanTHEY
- Naberius TRANS
- Marta DYKEas
- Palamedes GENDERtus
- John GAYus
- Commander WOKE
- GAYdeon THEY Ninth
- Ortus NiGAYnad
- LOVEISLOVEday Heptane
- Pyrrha
if Gideon ever wants to talk about her mom, would John be like 'ah yeah, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go' or 'do you wanna talk about Wake Me Up When September Ends?'
Straight romance books:
Rose likes John, but oh no, Rose also likes Mike
Lesbian romance books:
Rose has asked her toxic coworker, who kinda has a crush on her, to give her a lobotomy with an Icepick so she can forget about her situationship, who she killed and canibalized, and focus more on the love of her life: A corpse that is at least a few hundred years old.
tazmuir could simply rerelease gideon the ninth over and over again but from the perspective of all of the different characters at canaan house and i would be tuned the fuck in. like the drama of all of their different expectations and relationships…. coronabeth living her hot girl summer… judith experiencing Sapphic Hell…. isaac and jeannemary on the world’s weirdest family vacation…. palamedes living out a deeply repressed regency era romance…. silas filled with loathing for every single person there…. delightful. canaan house drives me crazy. it’s like if love island was survivor
rip gideon the ninth you will ALWAYS be famous 😿
this one part from harrow the ninth always made me really upset. so i made a four page comic out of it!
Close enough welcome back cover of alecto the ninth
The Pal/Cam knuckle kiss thing from Nona the Ninth has me so fucking UNWELL I am SICK over it it's so SWEET AND TENDER
Anyways those audiobooks
I saw someone on Reddit call our Best Girl tm
Harrow, The Human Clowncar, Nonagesimus
And I never truly recovered.
She plays a game of hide and seak mixed with soul hitchhiker at a frankly Olympic level.
portrait of nona and her family, everything is fine look how happy they all are
topless and bandaged? :]
this sucks so bad i need to [realises that only a lyctor can beat cytherea and harrow is almost out of juice and camilla is wounded and ianthe is missing an arm] fall on a fence