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happy dannypocalypse!! (20th anniversary edition)
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a father's son
Happy holiday truce, @dashing-through-ecto!! I was your gifter this year, I hope you enjoy the fic! Based on your prompt: "Do you need any help, Dad?"
Word count 2.2k
Things have not been going well for Danny Fenton.
Not only did he fail in intercepting Lancer’s call home, so now Mom and Dad know about his latest grades—he didn’t even get enough answers for an F this time, not when he fell asleep within the first five minutes—but they also caught Jazz taking the trash out for him.
“That’s one of your chores, young man! Heaven knows you don’t have many of them, which is why you need to be responsible and actually do the ones that we give you! It’s just not good enough, Daniel James Fenton, do you hear me?”
The full name.
It’s not often he gets it, but it sucks each and every time he does.
What sucks even more is that now, with what little free time he has, he’s cleaning the lab. It’s just not fair!
Oh
This is
Oh
I don't even have words
It's too beautiful.
It's so
I think I need to go. Go, stare at a wall for a while. Digest. Process. Because this is
Oh
OP, do you have an AO3? And if so would you consider posting this there? This is one I wanna download to my tablet. To have and read and reread and reread over and over and over again forever. I wanna hold it and have it with me wherever I may go. Should tumblr or the internet or the world collapse tomorrow. I would wish to preserve access to this.
It's already carving itself into my soul. I can literally feel this fic permanently altering me on some nebulous fundamental level right now. I can already tell I am going to hold this one in my heart for the rest of my life. It will evermore be a part of me. Because it's just so
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Your wish is my command, here's the ao3 link! Download away!
#hey. uh. i've been going feral over your reblog for hours now#wow#thank you so much!!!! i am so glad you like it!!!#i've very much been on the 'this writing has changed me' side of reading something but... to be on this side?? to have written something???#i am boggled. i am agog i am aghast#thank you again for your kind words!!! ilysm
hailsatanacab reblogged
Propaganda
Tab Hunter (Damn Yankees)—no propaganda submitted
Toshiro Mifune (Rashumon, Seven Samurai, Grand Prix, Stray Dog)—no propaganda submitted beyond this video and the photos under the cut
This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
[propaganda photos submitted under the cut]
AH!!!!
cute smallholder woman that called me a good girl and awoke something inside of me has given me her number so she can teach me how to drive and how to bind books ahhhh!!!!
#do want to stress that she’s straight and has a boyfriend?? i think??#and is just looking for friends in the area and thats fine because also so am i#but also aaahh!!!!#aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!#personal#we're going to start an art club and a book club and drive around in her field when its dried up a bit#she came in and saw the sign that said the shop is closing (so ill be out of a job) and she asked what i was going to do#and i was like ahhahahaa idk things are not looking great for me#and immediately she was like: right lets get you sorted we're going to do this this and this#I'll see what i can find for you#and i was like ...... help yes please omg#trying to seem like a cool and interesting person who Does Things and not just someone that sits about all day#she says shes going to show me her sheep and that she has a new ram thats the sweetest thing#he will give you kisses on your cheek if you ask him#ANYWAY#wow#sorry just vibrating because someone was nice to me haha
Anonymous asked:
Please explain the nuances of 🍕🐀
well when a pizza and a rat love each other very much
#they get turned into a meme#wow tho not seen the pizza rat meme referenced in a long while#what a simpler time#holy shit i just googled it and it was a meme in 2015????? 7 years ago???#thats not right#fuck time#Wait#how long do rats live#oh shit wild rats dont typically live longer than a year#wow#rip nyc pizza rat at least you got to enjoy the biggest slice of pizza in your short short life#😔🖐 gone but not forgotten
hailsatanacab reblogged
okay tumblr you get to see my Halloween costume first! I’m baba yagas hut! I’ve been wanting to try this costume for awhile but haven’t gotten the gumption ‘til now!
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apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something”
surprisedentistry
the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience
surprisedentistry
please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :(
surprisedentistry
wait
hailsatanacab reblogged
coolartefact
Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.
Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1
hailsatanacab reblogged
Gravity Falls Joseon AU (inspiration from gurugururi)
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vohltaire-deactivated20141018
1. “…and your mother said ‘Happy birthday. I am sorry to inform you that everyone you love is dead’”
Explain, with reference to Sylvia Plath’s first suicide attempt and subsequent admittance to hospital, the relevance of the quote above to your childhood, when, upon seeing the brilliant blue of a butterfly’s wings—(10 marks)
2. Should a poet’s work be
enjambed or read in sequence? Examinees are encouraged to utilise essay structure and one reference to Walt Whitman in their answer.(5 marks)
3. There’s stardust in our eyes and laughter on our lips,
Over and over again the orchestra plays our last dance:
Amor, amor, amor—(10 marks)
4. They saw that post you made last night, when you thought they had gone to sleep and you could let the hurt bleed.
Give up. It’s over. You’re over.
A person who has feelings is a ruined person unless they keep their mouth shut - which is exactly what you didn’t do.
(5 marks)
5. I hold stars for the gods, their flashing eyes are nebulae, colours blooming against the universe; their council is the companion of beauty and destruction. The moirai, with their pale fingers, trace my body, as cold and unfeeling as porcelain, each brush a calculation and every new line a fate thrown into existence. They cut my golden hairs one by one; there is no string of fate, destinies are written in my stars—
(10 marks)
6. “You trace my scars like you could brush them away and wipe the blood from my mouth as if it would remove the wounds on my lips.” Discuss this statement, with evidence cited from the decline of the relationship between Lucien Carr, Jack Kerouac and Allen Ginsberg to support your conclusion. (5 marks)
7. “Now the sky is still heartbreakingly blue. It’s a blue that lovers kiss under, in the cooling summer air, the kind that drags itself across the skin of my body and leaves a trail of goose bumps to hint at its existence. It’s so quiet I can hear the radio playing somewhere. It’s singing about people, and about feelings… feelings about people. It’s warbling words of love and murdering us with words edged like an axe. It’s crooning the song of death.”
Do you agree? (20 marks)
8.Cassandra was gone long before her death, murmuring words, and words, and words; and her mind falling as Apollo watched her beauty heighten in her madness, and the truth will always be madness, but when she died with screams on her lips, she could not help but be satisfied with her choice, though it may never have been hers, because she cannot be her own person any more than you can stand to keep away from blades, do you understand please do you understand—(10 marks)
9. Is opinion a requirement for literature? Are you? (15 marks)
10. If, at 5 A.M. on a Monday morning I still haven’t slept and countless cups of coffee have cooled in my hands, but I’m still reaching for your number in my phone even after you told me “never again”:
(i) Explain why the French Revolution was an amalgamation of poor leadership, economic troubles and enlightened thinking, making sure to provide sufficient illustration of the dramatic irony and use of paradox used by the authors of the nightmare you had two hours ago every night but never wake from.
(ii) Draw the colour of your soul.
(10 marks)
—
BONUS QUESTIONS:
Shouldn’t you have learnt by now? (25 marks) Death won’t get an A on your exam. (25 marks) If I don’t exist, how do I know about me? (25 marks)Please? (25 marks) —
All working must be demonstrated. All questions must be answered. Illegibility will be penalised.
hailsatanacab reblogged
Watercoluor Elphaba. I treated myself to a new sketchbook in miniformat yesterday, so now I’m on a portrait spree! Mini-sketchbooks are the best, because they’re too small to make full-body drawings (which I’m kinda bad at) and I have a legit excuse to focus on portraits. ^^;
hailsatanacab reblogged
Alright this don’t make no damn sense.
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Replace the vowels in your URL with "oodle"
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I was talking to a guy I used to work with at Disneyland about how he was promoted to head costume designer and he was freaking out about his first assignment
Him: it has to be perfect
Me: what does?
Him: they'll kill me if I screw up this dress
Me: no they won't it's just a dress
Him: yes they will I'm going to waste their money then Mickey Mouse is going to have me dropped on a deserted island far away where I'll die alone
Me: it can't be that big a deal, are you making a parade character's dress or something?
Him: they gave me so much money, I'm going to fuck it up. She'll look hideous
Me: it'll be okay if you make a mistake, who's dress are you making?
Him: *whispers* Elsa
Me: isn't Elsa already in the park with a complete costume?
Him: yes
Me: then how are you doing her dress if it's done already?
Him: her park dress is done. But she has her official, internationally televised and watched by millions coronation into the Disney royal family as a queen coming up and all the other members of the royal family will be there even the queens and all the princes and they've already booked the castle and they gave me one million dollars to design the perfect dress for Elsa as my first assignment.
Me: oh...shit
Him: *starts crying quietly*