you're barking up the wrong tree there dude. or, haunting up the wrong apartment imao

this was obviously inspired by this post by the awesome account of @nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes !

After 8 months (and a lot of procrastination) I finally finished this billy animation!!

god it took me AGES but it’s finally done. Happy Batman Day!

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I had this joke stuck in my head for days so i needed to let it out i swear i can only hear the weed bonus:

Spideypool fic idea I’m never gonna write cause I don’t feel confident enough writing Spiderman stuff but this won’t leave me alone so I’m infecting y’all with it:

Peter and Harry as adults and Norman still seems to favor Peter over Harry despite the fact he’s not his son, it’s like no matter what, Peter can do no wrong in his eyes, and Peter can tell it’s really affecting Harry so he decides to do something about it

His plan is to do something that’ll kick himself off the pedestal Norman placed him on, so hopefully he’ll actually see the two of them instead of just looking at them as “the ideal son” and “the not ideal son”

Looking up ways that can disappoint parents (since that’s essentially what he’s doing), he settles on bringing “home” someone that Norman would disapprove of

Enter Wade, answering the funniest Craigslist ad he’s seen in awhile

What ensues afterwards is Wade not holding himself back at all (except he’s not killing anyone), maybe even acting worse than usual in the beginning to really get Norman upset, and Peter falls in love with him anyways

Everyone’s happy in the end, Wade and Peter fall in love and are loved by someone who sees them, warts and all, Harry’s dad is being nicer to him and they’re starting on repairing their relationship, and Norman’s just so happy that Harry hasn’t brought anyone like Wade home

(Haven’t figured out yet how their secret identities would come into play yet, but I love secret identities so know they’re still Spiderman and Deadpool)

Wait—does Harry like Wade? Because it’d be so funny if both Osbornes just don’t care for Peter’s new boyfriend.

I didn’t add it but at the time I was thinking about Harry finding it all hilarious at first, like maybe Peter doesn’t even start with Deadpool, he just keeps bringing over people he knows Norman is going to disapprove of, not just mercenaries, but villains, and people that Oscorp has beef against

And it’s all really funny to Harry, he’s just making guesses on to who Petey’s gonna bring next, thinking that every person that he brings over is just someone he asked a favor from, then he finds out that Peter somehow knows a majority of them personally, and he becomes concerned that Peter is so close to these dangerous individuals?

And then he starts bringing this Wade Wilson guy over more than once, and he doesn’t seem to be dropping him, now Harry is extra concerned

yes im still thinking about nwh

changing room mishap

Kons a lil confused but he will ALWAYS get pissed at bad guys hurting his friends

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

imagine if werewolf knots were square

Blocked. Have a rancid day.

Clark never felt pain until after he became Superman.

General Zod: (punches Clark in the face)

Superman: (now understanding the concept of pain) Oh- This sucks ass.

Ma Kent: it’s- well… it’s like feeling sad but in your body.

10YO Clark: That doesn’t make any sense.

(Flashforward)

Superman: (dodging a evil alien) 😲 ohhhhh that’s what she meant.

In all seriousness he should have the worst pain tolerance of the entire JL

Batman, with six broken bones, a cracked collarbone, and internal bleeding: I can still fight.

Superman, with one bruise: Tell Lois… that I love her

I can’t chose my favorite fjdjfjdjd

The fake post game really elevated when people started putting fake dividers between them, but it kinda sucks that they never put placeholder text up top to get rid of the double pfp/username

666 Notes

🧙‍♂️ evilpeniswizard Follow

PENIS BLAST

420,696,669 Notes

🚺 buttchug-bongwater Follow

oh yeah and one at the bottom to make the real notes look natural would help too

I think I’ve posted this one in a compilation before but it deserves to be its own post

based on this classic joke

original tweet

@block-swing-perry Happy Truce! I was your gifter this year ( and I'm so so sorry for being so late)

I decided to combine the prompts danny in space and corpse au! I hope you like this sillier take on these prompts

and the drawing by itself under the cut:

Once again I stayed up way too late for a shit post, but I have net zero regrets

father(Danny) and son(Constantine)

lan wangji secretly likes it though