Anonymous asked:
Bruce has an impregnation kink; the only two people who know are Selina and Talia. Selina is 100% using birth control, and just enjoys being able to distract him whenever she wants by playing "oh, this poor kitty's going into heat! Who will help me through?" Talia meanwhile didn't have to trick Bruce into getting her pregnant with Damian at all - a simple "who's pretending, knock me up, big boy" and Bruce was on it. Damian was only a surprise to him because Bruce *assumed* she was lying.
i got this while on my lunch break at work and have been struggling to find the words to reply ever since then
#something other than:#that hot#yeeowch that's a hot post#sorry you've really flustered me#i'm so sorry for being awkward#idk where to go from here#kind of want to do something like#whereupon meeting damian with talia for the first time bruce says something like#'talia. how did this happen? /why/ did this happen?'#and talia just smirks like 'i told you to fill me up big boy what did you expect'#and damian and everyone else there now has to come to terms with the fact that they know that now#yikes#i'm sorry really all it comes down to is me wanting to do the mulan meme: now all of gotham knows you have an impregnation kink#dc#batman#bruce wayne