chapter four!! birthday cake all round 🎂🍰🍰🍰🥳🎉🎈🎊
Everyone. Please. Write "fuck." "Damn." "Shit." "Motherfucker." Don't fucking censor. Don't write f*** when you mean fuck. Let's not encourage censorship. Let's recognize when we are participating in censorship and self-censorship. You don't have to censor your words on tumblr. You don't have to censor your stories on AO3. Please. Please. Write out the word "fuck."
If you personally don't like the word? Then there's no need to write it. If you are writing a story and you know the character curses and you don't feel comfortable writing it? Write "Character cursed." No reason to disrupt the writing, infantalize the writing, and create an ugly piece of work by writing "Character said, 'F***!'"
We can all handle the word "fuck." Please, please, just write out "fuck." I don't know what you're trying to get out of "f***" but I promise, it's not going to have the effect you want. If you really hate the word "fuck," feel free to be creative and insert another fun word. Anything but "f***."
will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.
Attn: People With Cervixes!
When was your last Pap smear?
Because I am tired of seeing young people (think 40 year olds!) die horribly of an almost completely preventable disease, and I haven't seen the obligatory Tumblr PSA about it, so I'm making my own.
1. CERVICAL CANCER IS REALLY BAD
Cancers that have a good prognosis are usually cancers that can be caught early--like skin cancer, which is easily seen, and therefore usually treated very early. Cervical cancer does not give you symptoms until you have very advanced disease, which means unless someone is regularly testing your cervix, you will likely not be diagnosed early. More than half of people diagnosed with cervical cancer present with advanced disease. 75% of them will be dead within 5 years. For comparison, when caught in the earliest stage, there is a 90% 5 year survival rate. Treatment for those diagnosed is chemo and radiation, and believe me, those are not fun. If you do happen to be in the lucky 25% of survivors, if your cancer comes back, you have an 85% chance of dying within a year. Also! We think of cancer as something that happens to old people, but the average age of diagnosis for cervical cancer is 50.
2. WHO GETS CERVICAL CANCER?
Cervical cancer used to be the most common cause of cancer-related death in women in America, but at this point it's basically a disease of People Without Pap Smears--developing countries, immigrants, low socioeconomic status, BIPOC, rural communities, LGBTQ, etc.
3. HOW DO PAP SMEARS SAVE YOUR LIFE?
A Pap smear is a screening test for two things: HPV, and your cervical cells. HPV is the most common sexually transmitted disease in the world. Literally half of the people in America have some strain of HPV on their body. Most HPV infections go away on their own (in people with healthy immune systems), but some strains are Very Bad, and some people are just Very Unlucky, and the HPV starts causing your cervical cells to turn cancerous. 91% of all cervical cancers are caused by HPV. So a Pap smear looks to see if your have HPV, and if so, is it one of the bad ones? And also, do you have any cancerous cells hanging about in your cervix? And! It takes 10-30 years for HPV to turn those cells into cancer, which means you have a really really long time to catch it before it becomes cancer and cut those pre-cancer cells out!
4. WHAT ABOUT THAT VACCINE?
The thing my dad said I shouldn't get because it might make me a slut. Yes! There is an HPV vaccine! You should get it! It protects you against the nine most common cancer-causing types of HPV. It's recommended starting at age 11, and you can get it up to age 45 now! (It used to be 26, but as of 2020, it's now extended.)You can get it from most primary care doctors, or from Planned Parenthood, CVS, Walgreens, etc. If you get the vaccine you still need Pap smears.
5. I HEARD YOU CAN ONLY GET THE VACCINE IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN
Fake news. While the vaccine does not treat old infections of HPV, it does prevent new ones, so while the benefits are theoretically decreased in those who have already been sexually active, it does not mean you will not benefit from having it!
6. WHO GETS PAP SMEARS?
Everyone with a cervix starting at age 21, until you lose your cervix or until you're 65. You should get them every 3-5 years (depending on your exact age and what test your doctor does).
7. BUT I GOT THE VACCINE
Nice! You still need Pap smears.
8. I HAD ONE AND IT WAS HORRIBLE/I'M SCARED OF THE EXAM
Talk to your doctor about this in advance! Good gynecologists (and other providers) will work with you to minimize discomfort as much as possible. They can use a small speculum and lots of gel, prescribe anti-anxiety medications to take in advance, and some people will even use numbing creams and/or laughing gas.
9. BUT I DON'T HAVE/CAN'T SEE A GYN
Most primary care physicians can do them! So do a lot of urgent care centers!
10. BUT I'M A LESBIAN
HPV can be transmitted through oral/genital contact, hand/genital, and even hand-to-hand-then-genital, so you still need Pap smears.
11. BUT I'M A VIRGIN/ASEXUAL
You still need Pap smears. HPV can be transmitted not just through penetrative sex, but also through oral/genital, hand/genital, and hand-to-hand-then-genital, and also 9% of cervical cancers are not caused by HPV.
12. BUT I'M A TRANSGENDER MAN
If your cervix was removed, then congrats! You do not need Pap smears. Otherwise, unfortunately, you are still at risk for cervical cancer and need to be screened.
13. BUT I'M A TRANSGENDER WOMAN
Neovaginas do not need Pap smears! Congrats! Consider getting the vaccine, though, to prevent spreading HPV to others.
14. BUT I'M A CIS-GENDERED MAN
Congrats! You do not need Pap smears! You should still consider the vaccine though, not only to prevent the spread of HPV to others, but also because HPV causes 50% of all penile cancers as well.
In summary: please please please go get your pap smear. Go get vaccinated. The spread of HPV can be prevented, and cervical cancer can be caught and treated before it even becomes cancer.
DON'T FEAR THE SMEAR
it's cervical cancer awareness month y'all
Also, pap smears need to start at age 21 OR when you start being sexually active, whichever comes first.
blaming you for my craving croissants all day
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Danny bleeds Green.
The Lazarus Pit is green.
So...AU where Danny is essentially a walking Lazarus Pit in the DC universe.
He would like out of this nightmare dimension now.
Danny is getting sick of playing "keep away" from what seems like every single person in the galaxy. Whats more is Danny didn't trust the Justice League when they said they were the good guys cause Lex Luther said the same thing and it Did Not End Well TM
Danny was exhausted.
For various reasons.
He was exhausted in all aspects as well, mentally, physically, and even spiritually.
He was exhausted from nearly a week of over active ghost activity he had to keep tossing into the ghost zone, he was exhausted from dealing with another eccentric billionaire that showed up in his town. He was exhausted from talking to said billionaire. He was exhausted from the trip to his building in metropolis, checking out these so called ‘life changing assistance’. He was exhausted from mentally beating himself up for not taking the very obvious trap seriously, not believing that this random man would have anything that was able to affect him. He was exhausted from trying to fight his way out only to succumb to those stupid ass flowers.
Honestly. The thing that was probably most responsible for his exhausted state was the fact that he was had been constantly drained of 2/3rd’s of his fucking blood.
Not enough to kill him. But enough that it give him a lot of energy to do much but let his body try to replenish what was constantly being drained away.
Lex. Fucking. Luthor.
Every goddamn billionaire he has the misfortune of meeting always had to be a disaster waiting to happen, didn’t it? And he only knows two billionaires!
He knew he had been missing for days. He didn’t know how many days when he spent most of those days just trying to survive, keeping himself in his ghost form and not out himself to yet another rich asshole. No one would know where to look either.
His friends and sister would check the lab, then see what they could find regarding the GIW, and then Vlad’s many mansions. They would never check THIS man’s mansions though. He didn’t have any help coming his way, he only had himself to depend on, and he couldn’t even lift a finger.
Thank the Ancients he had some form of luck.
Danny had no idea how long it had been, hard to keep track in a dark room with no clocks while he drifted in and out of consciousness. But he knew it had to be quite some time before the power all around him was cut, and the machine draining him stopped, the ghost proof cuffs shorting out. He didn’t hesitate phasing through the cursed restraints, even if all it did was allow him to drop face first onto the floor and savour the coldness on his cheek.
He couldn’t stay there.
Someone would come.
So he became invisible, the easiest ability he had, slowly dragging himself to his feet and shuffling to the elevator on the far side of the room.
The doors opened before he even touched the doors, pried open by a teen in a super man t-shirt, causing him to silently stumble away in alarm.
More teens poured into the room, and he vaguely recalled that he recognized some of their outfits, but his ectoplasmic deprived mind couldn’t make the connection for the unlife of him. So he scooted around them and headed for the elevator shaft they left open as the brightly dressed teen spoke.
“This is the room that is supposed to be the source of Lextor’s Lazarus Pit, but… I expected a pool like the League of Assassins… not…”
“Not an empty room with a surgical table, empty restraints, and what looks like blood packets full of the green gunk?” The super man shirt teen asked.
The brightly dressed teen nodded, seeming to be deep in thought, “This pit water is … different as well. Of course their source would be different…”
Danny wasn’t sticking around to listen, slowly floating up the elevator shaft and out of earshot of the teens. He wasn’t interested in what they were talking about. He was interested in not sticking around, and going home to sleep for 10000 years.
He phased through the the doors of the tower the moment the power returned, and horrid blaring alarms blasted behind him, causing his invisibility to flicker as he slammed his hands over his ears. His vision began to blur and he hissed, he couldn’t pass out yet. Not here. Not now!
He returned his invisibility and quickly made a distance between him and that horrible building, making many turns, avoiding as many people as he could, and searching for a secluded spot to pass out without any fear of someone finding him. He eventually found a spot, a small building boarded up on all sides, no sign of entry anywhere, brick walls. With a few phased steps through the walls, he found an area between the stone walls no one could get to him, dropping onto the cold ground, and passing out as he felt his human half finally returning to him.
When he woke up again, he didn’t feel like complete shit, but ancients he didn’t feel like a billion dollars. Still feeling like he got hit by a car, but slightly smaller car than before, he got up and was met by a horrid roar erupting from his stomach. He hadn’t eaten in weeks. Any nutrition he got was an evil labs equivalent of stuffing nutrients directly into his veins. So naturally his human half desire something with more substance.
He would kill for a Nasty Burger.
So he groggily stumbled out of the walls he was hiding in and onto the streets. Bright sunshine assaulted his vision as he let out a small hiss of annoyance, why was this stupid city so bright?
He shuffled down the streets, trying to spot any kind of fast food signs and ignoring the people staring at him, what were they even staring at? It wasn’t like he had blood on himself for once.
He probably should be looking for a way out of the city, away from more crazy billionaires. But Luthor didn’t know about his human half, and he was pretty serious on murder for burger.
He finally spotted a sign with a burger on it, and his shuffling increased in speed before he stopped dead in his tracks, and patted his pockets.
Empty.
No cash.
No cash means can’t pay for food which meant…
No burger.
Danny wanted to cry.
“Kid, are you alright?”
Danny blinked, then slowly turned around. In front of him was him, the boy in blue, the man of steel, alien and one of the most powerful beings on the planet, looking down at him with a confused and concerned expression.
“Your heart sounds too slow to be healthy, and you look ready to pass out.”
Superman was a hero, right? Danny’s tired and slow moving thoughts slowly tried to put together words, which led to him raising a hand and pointing at the burger place he found.
“Sir, if you buy me burgers I will owe you any favour you want.”
This is almost Valentines’. And I want u, AHS lovers, to get to have a woooooooonderful night. So here is a little AHS cards I looooove. HAVE THE MOST OF FUN.
I think Cosmo did some justice on this one
I feel this to my core.
Lol at #3. Seriously my friends family is obsessed With Bebe and it’s all plain clothing that costs way too much and barely anyone can fit into it
yes.
Tangled comparisons - concept art to the final film.
why the fuck is the concept art so much better
Actually they were going to do crazy cool animation that would make the film a “living oil painting” but it just proved to be too expensive to mass produce
Well yeah, Tangled is already one of the worlds most expensive movies ever made (Only behind PoTC: At Worlds End, and when you adjust for inflation on fourth place).
i’ve never needed a mug more badly in my life
no but one time grantaire mentions something he wants like a specific kind of paint or materials for a sculpture or a dvd or a book or something and enjolras searches high and low to find it for him and when he gets it he wraps it up really carefully and takes it to...
- A seventeenth-century pomander and chain
- A parcel-gilt silver pomander, made in Italy in the 16th century; features a niello inscription
- Pomander, gold filigree, enclosing a ball of ambergris. 1600-1700
- Gold and Silver Pomander, 16th Century
***Pomander - a ball made of perfumes, such as ambergris (whence the name),musk, or civet. The pomander was worn or carried in a vase, also known by the same name, as a protection against infection in times of pestilence or merely as a useful article to modify bad smells. The globular cases which contained the pomanders were hung from a neck-chain or belt, or attached to the girdle, and were usually perforated and made of gold or silver. Sometimes they contained several partitions, in each of which was placed a different perfume.
food porn
i feel like there's a thousand tiny satan's in my uterus stabbing my lining with a fiery pitchfork can someone call the priest i am dyinngggg
Benedict Cumberbatch should be on QI
americans softball and baseball what is the difference???????