Does everyone know there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever?

Because there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever.

I'm happy people are enjoying my first mod! :-D Hopefully it works as intended!

(also... it's not a fetish thing... it's a shitpost mod haha)

THE LAST DAY GUYS

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!

Ever since I saw @tourettesdog little baby man Danny, I thought he would be a perfect fit as a Tamagotchi.

Superbat: Rainy Days

Clark feels like hell. His body is aching in places he didn’t even know it was possible to ache. Granted, Superman doesn’t come home with aching joints most days so it’s not something he’s an expert in but today isn’t most days. Today is another one of those days where Clark wonders where the hell Lex keeps getting kryptonite from. At this point he’s suspecting that he produces it himself, but Bruce has assured him that Lex doesn’t have the technology to do so. Clark trusts Bruce’s word, especially when it comes to kryptonite. He’s the leading expert on it, and while that might’ve made Clark nervous when they first met, now he’s just grateful he has someone in his corner who cares enough about him to learn everything there is to know about the crystal.

Clark knows he should’ve called the League or even just Wally or Bruce, someone close by who isn’t deadly allergic (Wally’s phrasing) to the glowing green rock Luthor has been wielding around like a madman tonight. It turned out alright though, no casualties, and while Lex isn’t in captivity, he’s on the run. For now that’s all Clark can be grateful for as he moves around his apartment slowly. He barely made it back to his place what with the small crystals still embedded in his back. The pouring rain didn’t help either, making it even harder to fly. He was hit in the back - the back! Luthor is getting more unhinged with every battle - with a large piece but managed to pull most of it out. Key words: most.

He feels weak as he roams around in his kitchen for his favorite mug. It’s the one his Ma got him for his twentieth birthday, the one that says “I deserve a medal but all I got was this mug”, or well. It used to say that, now most of the writing is gone (medal and mug is still mostly visible as both words were painted in large glittery blue letters) but the mug is still his favorite. There’s a soft scraping sound and he tilts his head to the side to focus on the sound. The rain pouring down outside is making it hard to hear anything and it doesn’t help that his powers are muted with the kryptonite still in his skin. He shrugs - instantly regretting it as the movement of his back has the small shards move around - and goes about making his coffee. It’s probably nothing. He knows he wasn’t followed. Weakened or not, he would never risk exposing his identity.

As he adds a few spoons of sugar to his coffee, the sound returns. Louder this time. Like hinges protesting under the weight of something. Clark puts his mug down silently and walks to his bedroom. He peeks inside, trying to figure out where the noise comes from. He may not have been followed but he does have a few acquaintances who like to drop by his bedroom window every now and then. Mostly it’s one or more of the bat kids or their dad looking for information, but they usually have the decency to call first or at least knock on the glass before sliding it open.

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Hua Cheng in fisherman disguise (x)

I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.

I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.

My entry for the Let’s Draw Sherlock Culture challenge.

I live in Essex in England, and we have a few… preconceptions about how we act and dress. All in good sport, I may add. Scanty dresses, fake boobs, ditsy natures and lots and lots and lots of fake tan, all of which was heightened by our own television show The Only Way Is Essex.

So, in honour of this, I drew Slutty!lock. …But without the tan, because Sherlock looks so stupid in orange.

Now, if I remember my Essex-ese, ‘reem’ means… good…

why do the british apparently snack on laxatives?

Why Its only in like every second fanfic I read “Would you like a cup of tea and some laxatives?” “These chocolate laxatives are so addicting” “Did u eat anything today?” “Yeah I had a package of laxatives” “ok good”

Britain u ok?

KAY DO YOU WANNA STEP IN HERE?! I’m so confused I’ve never heard of this phenomena before.

This

This is not a thing

Where did you hear this OP?

Are you talking about Digestives?

Ie these things:

OH MY GOD WAIT

AMERICANS USE ‘DIGESTIVES’ AS A TERM FOR LAXATIVES DON’T THEY?

HAHAHAHA

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So I was playing around, working on my shop skills and this happened. I may have to do everyone else. (and re-do Erica because I don’t like the way she came out.)

im gonna PEE MYSLEF

I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.

I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.

OH GOD I’M CRYING !!!

This should be the TV advert for that condom brand.

SCREAMING

fshgfhFSGSD omfGG 

I’M SCREAMING

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA POP AND THEN THAT.

SONOFABITCH 

IF A DUDE EVER TELLS YOU HE CANT WEAR A CONDOM BECAUSE THEYRE ALL TOO SMALL FOR HIM THEN MAKE HIM WATCH THIS VIDEO OMFG

I AM ON THE FLOOR

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

baggins in the streets but a took in the sheets

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.

why the fuck has taylor swift been involved in this