Spideypool fic idea I’m never gonna write cause I don’t feel confident enough writing Spiderman stuff but this won’t leave me alone so I’m infecting y’all with it:
Peter and Harry as adults and Norman still seems to favor Peter over Harry despite the fact he’s not his son, it’s like no matter what, Peter can do no wrong in his eyes, and Peter can tell it’s really affecting Harry so he decides to do something about it
His plan is to do something that’ll kick himself off the pedestal Norman placed him on, so hopefully he’ll actually see the two of them instead of just looking at them as “the ideal son” and “the not ideal son”
Looking up ways that can disappoint parents (since that’s essentially what he’s doing), he settles on bringing “home” someone that Norman would disapprove of
Enter Wade, answering the funniest Craigslist ad he’s seen in awhile
What ensues afterwards is Wade not holding himself back at all (except he’s not killing anyone), maybe even acting worse than usual in the beginning to really get Norman upset, and Peter falls in love with him anyways
Everyone’s happy in the end, Wade and Peter fall in love and are loved by someone who sees them, warts and all, Harry’s dad is being nicer to him and they’re starting on repairing their relationship, and Norman’s just so happy that Harry hasn’t brought anyone like Wade home
(Haven’t figured out yet how their secret identities would come into play yet, but I love secret identities so know they’re still Spiderman and Deadpool)
Wait—does Harry like Wade? Because it’d be so funny if both Osbornes just don’t care for Peter’s new boyfriend.
I didn’t add it but at the time I was thinking about Harry finding it all hilarious at first, like maybe Peter doesn’t even start with Deadpool, he just keeps bringing over people he knows Norman is going to disapprove of, not just mercenaries, but villains, and people that Oscorp has beef against
And it’s all really funny to Harry, he’s just making guesses on to who Petey’s gonna bring next, thinking that every person that he brings over is just someone he asked a favor from, then he finds out that Peter somehow knows a majority of them personally, and he becomes concerned that Peter is so close to these dangerous individuals?
And then he starts bringing this Wade Wilson guy over more than once, and he doesn’t seem to be dropping him, now Harry is extra concerned