@hailhydrabook / hailhydrabook.tumblr.com
Heya there, Ruler of this Magnificent Trashy Kingdom. Wanted to ask - how will this new shit storm with Tumblr Deceber 17th affect this place?
absolutely no idea - I assume it’ll get deleted because trash. if anyone wants to archive the posts anywhere they’re welcome, just drop me a link and I’ll promote it.
Trump shared a tweet in 2009 that says if he ever runs for president, someone shoot him. Who will pull the trigger?
hopefully we won’t need to pull the Asset off ice for that one because someone else will get to that melted dick cheese sculpture first.
How did the asset reacted to Trump's victory? Did Tech Team had to reboot him?
he was just kind of bewildered. he doesn’t really understand the ins and outs of modern politics and his exposure to them is limited (mainly because both sides try to claim Rogers for their own and that’s a quick route to a full wipe), but there’s a lot of hardwired stuff the wipes don’t fully remove. the tech team was watching the results come in while he was in the lab and the Asset got kind of upset and agitated when Trump was called but couldn’t explain himself. he just said ‘he’s a bad man’ and that’s as far as it went.
You positive Trump's not you?
Rumlow’s been stomping around making some very loud comments about shooting Trump in the asshole all day. and by loud I mean he punched a locker. twice. anyone who threatens him and Jack’s no-so-homo union definitely isn’t on HYDRA’s good side.
sure we’re evil, but at least we’re smart. that cheeto looking thumb ass cumrag’s so dumb he wouldn’t make it as an intern cleaning the blood off the Asset’s boots for a week.
Does Brock ever get pissy cuz he's pretty damn short for a guy?
FIVE
EIGHT
and a half
IS NOT
THAT
SHORT
(nobody had to type this under threat of being shot in the asshole).
Can you be more specific about that Halloween outfit? I'm dying to know what it was now
look we all like leashes
What is the silliest/most embarrassing outfit the Asset had to wear for a mission?
Halloween was... a moment. Rumlow got his knuckles rapped over that one.
Be honest. Trump is Hydra right?
you can’t pin that cheeto on us. we’re evil but at least we’re smart.
Wanted to know ur thoughts: why do you think there are no HTP fics on wanda? (Really either of the twins, but Wanda is bigger in the MCU, and people who dont understand HTP claim m/m fetishisation -_- so let's stick with wanda). I mean wanda was a volunteer under pretences of patriotism who was essentially brainwashed, broken, dehumanised and made into a weapon, she wouldve absolutely been subject to assault& dehumanising humiliation of HTP variety. Why don't u think fandom acknowledges that?
I’d guess because women being sexually tortured/humiliated etc isn’t transgressive, it’s literally all over mainstream media and pretty much every show uses threat of sexual violence/past sexual violence/onscreen sexual violence as a shorthand for character development for female characters.
basically, anyone who gets their rocks off on seeing/picturing a woman being (sexually) degraded and/or assaulted already has a wealth of material (including mainstream porn) at their disposal, so there’s not the same drive to create more. I guess.
What /does/ happen when Rumlow runs low on axe?
Is there a schedule to these posts? I check in every day, and sometimes there's two or three new posts, and sometimes months go by without an update.
nah, I just make em when I get inspiration or someone suggests something stellar
sometimes the asset’s just in cryo or Rumlow runs out of Axe, I don’t make the rules.
yep
hydra murder pet
You know what this dumpster doesn’t have? Bucky getting whipped. There, I fixed it for you.
HTP warning
[Image: Bucky Barnes sitting, his arms chained above his head; he’s naked, and his body is covered with bruises and whip marks. Someone is standing behind him, a coiled whip in their hand.]
