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Hinata: Thanks dad.
Hinata: Why is everyone staring at me?
Sugawara: You just called Daichi dad; you said thanks dad.
Hinata: What? No, I didn’t. I said thanks, man.
Daichi: Do you see me as a father figure, Hinata?
Hinata: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me.
Nishinoya: Hey! You show your father some respect!
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Oikawa: We can never let anyone know that we got beat by Chibi-chan and Tobio.
Iwaizumi: Agreed.
Oikawa: Take it to the grave?
Iwaizumi: To the grave.
Oikawa: This conversation never happened.
Iwaizumi: I don’t even know who you are.
Oikawa: ... That’s hurtful, you took it too far.
Iwaizumi: That’s a weird thing for a stranger to say.
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Tendō: This is fun- something you wouldn’t understand, because you’re not programmed to feel joy.
Ushijima: Yes, but my software is due for an upgrade.
Tendō: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes it ruins my enjoyment of them.
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Tsukishima: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my ankle?
Kageyama: Yes.
Tsukishima: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class together with Yamaguchi.
Kageyama: Oh my gosh...
Tsukishima: I’ve mastered all the moves- The Pizza Toss, the Tornado, the Scorpion, The Oopsie Doodle.
Kageyama: Why are you telling me all this?
Tsukishima: *smirking* Because no one will ever believe you.
Kageyama: You sick, sick son of a bitch.
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