Yaku: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Lev: that’s not a lot of inches.
Lev: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Yaku, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
Yaku: Are you hitting on me?
Lev: No, I'm not. I promise you.
Lev: ...But if I were, would you be interested?
Kuroo: Yaku! Kiss, marry, or kill-
Yaku: Lev.
Kuroo: That’s only one person, and I didn’t even say-
Yaku: Lev.
Yaku: Why is there a normal-sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Lev: They needed adult supervision.
Kenma: We all have our demons.
Lev, grabbing Yaku: This one’s mine
Lev: Isn’t holding your breath to get rid of hiccups basically like turning your lungs off and back on again?
Yaku: Why are you like this?
Yaku: I would never say this to Levs face
Yaku: But I consider him one of my closest friends and I treasure his presence
Inuoka: Why... why wouldn’t you say that to his face?
Yaku: Because he’s a fucking idiot
Yamamoto: Kiyoko is just... so beautiful and awesome
Yaku: I can’t handle this. Too much hetero
Yamamoto: E-excuse me?
Yaku: Did I st-st-stutter?
Lev: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Yaku: *choking* WHAT
Lev: *confused* A quickie. You know, those french egg tarts.
Yaku: Lev, that’s a QUICHE.
Lev: *hugs Yaku*
Yaku: What are you doing?
Lev: Appreciating the little things in life.
Yaku: YOU BITCH
Yaku: I hate physical contact. I never let anyone touch me than strictly necessary
Lev: You are literally sitting on my lap?
Yaku: That’s considered necessary
Lev: We should appreciate the small things in life
Lev: *picks up Yaku*
Lev: You are appreciated
Yaku: I get it! You think I’m short! Now put me down or I will kill you!
Yaku: I could strangle you
Lev: You aren’t tall enough
Yaku: You’ve sunk low enough for me to reach
Lev: You’re so short, what can you see down there?
Yaku: Your IQ for example
Yaku: Lev, can you get that box of tricots from the top shelf?
Lev: So you admit to needing me in your life
Yaku: I can and will replace you with a step stool
Yamamoto: *enters the gym, seeing Lev and Kuroo lying on the ground* What happend?
Inuoka: Lev made a joke about Yaku’s height, so Yaku punched him and Kenma laughed about it. So that literally knocked Lev and Kuroo out.
Kuroo: he’s ... too... cute