[Asking Haikyuu characters what makes them happy]
Hinata: Volleyball
Kageyama: Volleyball
Kenma: Video games
Akaashi: Inner Peace
Bokuto: Akaashi
Kenma: See you in hell
Kuroo: Are you asking me on a date? I accept
Kuroo: I’ve had a haircut that I’ve regretted.
Kenma: Is it the one you have now?
Kuroo: No.
Kenma: Well it should be.
Kenma: Why do people think I don’t like you? I do, I would kill for you.
Kenma: Ask me to kill for you
Kuroo: First of all, calm down
Kenma: When I said I’m a morning person I meant I sit in my bed using my phone at 3am in the morning
Kenma: *carries his cat out of his room for being naughty*
The cat: *purrs*
Kenma: You are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you
Kenma: I’m not an early bird or a night owl
Kenma: I’m some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon
Kenma: You know, not every problem can be solved with a volleyball.
Hinata: That’s why I carry two volleyballs.
Kenma: I’ve been slowly dropping subtle hints that I like Kuroo.
Kuroo: *walks in*
Kenma: Go away.
Lev: Guys, this volleyball court really didn’t pass the vibe check.
Yaku: Kuroo, I’m begging you to stop teaching Lev modern slang.
Kuroo: Looks like you don’t pass the vibe check either, Yaku.
Kenma: A note to filmmakers, please do not make your movies so dark that I have to see the terrible expressionless reflection of my big dumb head in the screen for half of it.
Kenma: They say you can’t choose your “happy meal“ toy
Hinata: :(
Kenma: *on the phone* Buying another company it is
Kenma: My daily routine is very simple. I wake up and I suffer
Kenma: My boyfriend said he doesn’t love me anymore.
Kuroo: No, I said “You can’t be the little spoon five times in a row, it’s my turn now”
Akaashi: So, who’s the clingiest?
Kenma: *sitting on Kuroo‘s lap with his arms wrapped around Kuroo‘s neck and his face buried into Kuroo‘s chest*
Kenma: Kuroo, obviously.
Bokuto: KUROO
Kuroo: BOKUTO
Bokuto: KUROO
Kuroo: BOKUTO
Kenma: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS 4 AM
Akaashi: What are you even screaming about?
Bokuto: Kuroo went to the bathroom and I need to know he’s still alive
Bokuto: I love the whole „good guy and bad guy“ act you guys have going on.
Kenma: It’s not an act, I’m mean and Shōyō isn’t.