Hinata: What do you have to offer besides being mentally ill?
Kageyama: I’m hot
[Asking Haikyuu characters what makes them happy]
Hinata: Volleyball
Kageyama: Volleyball
Kenma: Video games
Akaashi: Inner Peace
Bokuto: Akaashi
Haikyuu characters as dogs
Hinata (before any match)
Kiyoko
Kiyoomi (bc people aren’t wearing masks anymore)
Asahi
Kageyama: I‘d date you.
Hinata: What?
Kageyama: I SAID I HATE YOU
Daichi: I need this thing handled professionally and maturely.
Hinata: Name one time I haven’t acted professionally.
Daichi: You’re holding a juice box right now.
Hinata: It stops me from spilling my juice!
Bokuto: I love the whole „good guy and bad guy“ act you guys have going on.
Kenma: It’s not an act, I’m mean and Shōyō isn’t.
Hinata: Kageyama was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Hinata: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Hinata: But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as the panic takes over.
Tsukishima: 99.9% of the People I know are stupid.
Hinata: I’m the 1%
Tsukishima:
Kageyama: Do you think we could ever be more than friends?
Hinata: IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED I can TOTALLY see us as dragons, hang on I drew a picture-
Hinata: I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it well
Hinata: How petty can you get?
Tsukishima: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Hinata: What’s that on your chest?
Kenma: What? There’s nothing.
Hinata, running and hugging him: IT’S ME!!!!
Daichi: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kageyama: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Hinata: Can I still be Hinata?
Yamaguchi: Shh, let Frank speak.
[on their first date]
Hinata: So, what do you do?
Kageyama, remembering that Hinata likes bad boys: Sell drugs
Kageyama, remembering that Hinata also likes sensitive guys: To kids in need
Kageyama‘s flirting technique: Did you fall in love with me yet or do I have to insult you even more?
Natsu Hinata: Shōyō, I told you this morning: no volleyballs at the dinner table!
Hinata: *confused* You said the breakfast table.
Natsu: It’s the same table!
Hinata: I‘m not dumb
Tsukishima: Oh really? If you didn’t have your ID, you wouldn’t even know your name.