Kuroo: Kenma won’t wake up, what do I do?
Yaku: Did you try kicking him?
Kuroo: Yeah
Yaku: I’m out of ideas
Kenma: Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life. Shit just happens and I'm like "oh this is what we're doing now, okay."
Kuroo: I appreciate you coming on these morning walks with me, Kenma, it’s good to see you motivated to engage in a healthy activity for a change.
Kenma, stealthily checking his Pokemon Go app: Yeah, sure, it feels great to be out in the world, walking around and...
Kuroo: Literally name ONE thing that's better than a cat.
Kenma: Two cats.
Kuroo: SHIT YOU RIGHT.
Kenma: You flirt and kiss and for what? Love!? Pathetic.
Nishinoya: To level up my charisma stat.
Kenma: Ah, a gamer. You may pass.
Kenma: Why do people think I don’t like you? I do, I would kill for you.
Kenma: Ask me to kill for you
Kuroo: First of all, calm down
Kenma: (setting up computer)
Computer: [ENTER PASSWORD]
Kenma, writing: [Shōyō]
Computer: [Shōyō is too short]
Kenma, Setting the computer on fire : Shōyō is Perfect !!!
Kuroo, texting: Sorry, I’m running a little late
Kenma, still in bed, having forgotten they were meeting in the first place: You always do this
Haikyuu characters as cats 🐱 pt. 2
Bokuto:
Tsukishima:
Yachi:
Tanaka:
Hinata:
Kenma:
Kenma: I’m not an early bird or a night owl
Kenma: I’m some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon
Kuroo: So what’s the plan?
Bokuto: I don’t know. You’re the smart one, *points at Tsukishima* he’s the mean one and *points at Kenma* he’s rich, come up with something.
Kuroo: L, is for the way you look at me
Yamamoto: O, is for the only one I see
Fukunaga: V, is for the very, very extraordinary
Kenma: E, is for everyone shut the fuck up its 2am go to bed before I kill you all
Kuroo:
Kuroo: That’s not how the song goes, Kenma
Kenma: I’ve been slowly dropping subtle hints that I like Kuroo.
Kuroo: *walks in*
Kenma: Go away.
Kenma: A note to filmmakers, please do not make your movies so dark that I have to see the terrible expressionless reflection of my big dumb head in the screen for half of it.
Kenma: They say you can’t choose your “happy meal“ toy
Hinata: :(
Kenma: *on the phone* Buying another company it is
Some random fool: *insults Hinata*
Kenma: This is your funeral, dude.