Sugawara: I can’t go through another talking stage again
Daichi: what…?
Sugawara: do you wanna marry me yes or no
Kidnapper: I have one of your children
Daichi: Which one i have a lot
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up
Daichi: That doesn´t really narrow it down to be honest
Daichi: *Accidentally brushes Sugawara´s hand with his own*
Sugawara: *Aggressively holds Daichi´s hand*
Sugawara: Fucking commit to it.
Daichi: How is everyone doing?
Hinata: Well I’m breathing
Daichi: Setting the bar pretty low huh?
Hinata: Well it’s better than Kageyama anyways
Kageyama: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you
Daichi: What are you drinking?
Sugawara: Tea.
Daichi: Oh, really? What kind?
Sugawara: Tea...quila.
Daichi: how are you?
Asahi: i literally have no idea
Hinata: *hits Kageyama in the head with a ball*
The Karasuno boys three hours later, trying to coax him down from a tree: It’s okay he’s gone you can come down now-
Hinata, still shaking: He’s not gone, he’s waiting.
Sugawara: Try not to kill anyone on accident while I’m gone
Tanaka: I would never! How dare you accuse me of such a thing.
Tanaka:
Daichi: *giving a pep talk* Don’t let them ruin this match for us!
Nishinoya: Yeah! We gotta take matters into our own hands! Let’s ruin it ourselves!
Daichi: NO
Sugawara: There’s no “I” in team, but there’s one in pizza.
Daichi: So you’re not going to share?
Sugawara: I’m not going to share
Sugawara: Ask me why I love you.
Daichi: Is this a trap?
Sugawara: Just ask.
Daichi: Why do you love-
Sugawara: *turning on a PowerPoint presentation* I’m glad you asked!
Waiter: How old is your son?
Nishinoya: What?
Waiter: Kids eat for free.
Ennoshita:
Tanaka:
Daichi: This is our son, Nishinoya. He’s 8. Isn’t he adorable?
Nishinoya: *under his breath* I will kill you all.
Sugawara: Hush, child of mine, it’s cheaper.
Sugawara: I wasn’t that drunk.
Daichi: You coloured my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Sugawara: BUT YOU ARE!
Tanaka: I have a plan. It might get us both killed, but if it works, it’ll be a totally boss story. Cool?
Daichi: No! It’s not cool!
Tanaka: Cool
Daichi: No, I said it’s not cool
Tanaka: Good I’m doing it!
Tanaka: Ah, fiddlesticks
Daichi: Look, I know this is a stressful situation but let’s watch the fucking language
Tanaka: I have an idea
Daichi: A good one?
Tanaka: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves
Tanaka: I’m a peaceful man
Daichi: Just yesterday you threw a chair at someone
Tanaka: That was peaceful compared to the table I was going to throw at that damn city boy!