Daichi: You’re weirdly obsessed with finding meaning.
Sugawara: What do you mean by this?
Kageyama: I have feelings for you.
Hinata: Oh, me t-
Kageyama: Not telling you which ones tho.
Kenma: This is awful.
Kuroo: What are you talking about? You love it here!
Kenma: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.
Bokuto: I most definitely don’t have a crush on Akaashi!
Konoha: mhm
Bokuto: I’m just constantly thinking about him and when he comes into the room I get happy.
Washio: Ok, Miss I don’t have a crush on Akaashi, how do you feel when he leaves the room?
Bokuto: I feel as if something is missing...
Nishinoya: The eagles won last night
Asahi: Oh, did you watch the game?
Nishinoya: *covered in blood and scratches* What game?
Oikawa: You know who I think is the ugliest guy in the school? That Hajime Iwaizumi! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5 or a 9... not, not over a 9.8 ‘cos there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it!
Yaku: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Lev: that’s not a lot of inches.
Hinata: What do you have to offer besides being mentally ill?
Kageyama: I’m hot
Atsumu, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Osamu, pulling out an UNO card: +4
Suna, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you
Kita: What are you playing?
Aran: my nerves
Sugawara: I can’t go through another talking stage again
Daichi: what…?
Sugawara: do you wanna marry me yes or no
Akaashi: when I first met you, I thought you were smart and mature
Bokuto: go on
Akaashi: I was terribly wrong
Sugawara, texting: Please bring home purified water with no minerals. You hear me? NO MINERALS added for taste. NONE
Daichi, texting: I got spring water
Sugawara: NO
Daichi: with EXTRA minerals
Daichi: it’s like licking a stalagmite
Sugawara: DONT COME HOME
Daichi: mmmmhh cave water
Kageyama: please be patient
Kageyama: I am confused again
[Asking Haikyuu characters what makes them happy]
Hinata: Volleyball
Kageyama: Volleyball
Kenma: Video games
Akaashi: Inner Peace
Bokuto: Akaashi
Kiyoko: Yes the rumours are true, I am in fact that bitch
Kenma: See you in hell
Kuroo: Are you asking me on a date? I accept
Bokuto: Wow, are you two twins?
Osamu: Oh certainly not, he’s just my stunt double.
Atsumu: HEY-