Daichi: You’re weirdly obsessed with finding meaning.
Sugawara: What do you mean by this?
Sugawara, texting: Please bring home purified water with no minerals. You hear me? NO MINERALS added for taste. NONE
Daichi, texting: I got spring water
Sugawara: NO
Daichi: with EXTRA minerals
Daichi: it’s like licking a stalagmite
Sugawara: DONT COME HOME
Daichi: mmmmhh cave water
Kidnapper: I have one of your children
Daichi: Which one i have a lot
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up
Daichi: That doesn´t really narrow it down to be honest
Daichi: *Accidentally brushes Sugawara´s hand with his own*
Sugawara: *Aggressively holds Daichi´s hand*
Sugawara: Fucking commit to it.
Daichi: How is everyone doing?
Hinata: Well I’m breathing
Daichi: Setting the bar pretty low huh?
Hinata: Well it’s better than Kageyama anyways
Kageyama: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you
Daichi: What are you drinking?
Sugawara: Tea.
Daichi: Oh, really? What kind?
Sugawara: Tea...quila.
Daichi: how are you?
Asahi: i literally have no idea
Hinata: Guys, can I sleep in your tent today?
Sugawara: No. Daichi said go to sleep. IN YOUR OWN TENT.
Hinata, whisper yells: But I think my tent is HAUNTED!!!
Asahi: Is it scarier than Daichi?
Hinata:
Hinata: *goes back to his tent*
Daichi: It’s been a tough year.
Sugawara: It’s February
Daichi: Your point?
Hinata: Thanks dad.
Hinata: Why is everyone staring at me?
Sugawara: You just called Daichi dad; you said thanks dad.
Hinata: What? No, I didn’t. I said thanks, man.
Daichi: Do you see me as a father figure, Hinata?
Hinata: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me.
Nishinoya: Hey! You show your father some respect!
Daichi: You’re the most jealous man I know.
Sugawara:
Sugawara: You know other men?
Daichi: What is your biggest weakness?
Tsukishima: I can be uncooperative.
Daichi: Okay, can you give me an example?
Tsukishima: No
Sugawara: *pulls back curtain while Daichi is showering*
Sugawara: Are we - stop screaming, it’s me - Are we out of vodka?
[at a Restaurant]
Tanaka: I’ll have the number eight, please.
Daichi: That’s a party platter, Tanaka.
Tanaka: I know what I am.
Haikyuu characters as cats 🐱 pt. 1
Ushijima and Tendō:
Akaashi:
Coach Ukai:
Nishinoya:
Daichi:
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Daichi: Some people say I’m so oblivious I wouldn’t know someone liked me if they hit me on the head.
Sugawara: *smacks the back of his head*
Daichi: Ow! What was that for?
Sugawara:
Sugawara: Seriously?
Sugawara: My hands are so cold.
Daichi: *holds his hands* Better?
Sugawara: My lips are cold too.