Kuroo: Kenma won’t wake up, what do I do?
Yaku: Did you try kicking him?
Kuroo: Yeah
Yaku: I’m out of ideas
Ushijima: Tendō is like an oven
Semi: Explain
Ushijima: Hot
Kageyama: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?
Hinata: Once!
Kageyama: ...No.
Akaashi, texting Tsukishima: Please come save me, I just walked into a party and someone yelled dibs
Bokuto, also texting Tsukishima: HELF IM DRUNK AND A HOT BOY WLAKED INTO THE PARTY NDA I YELLED DIBS
The shiratorizawa boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Ushijima: We have food at home.
Tendo, muttering: i hate this fucking team.
The nekoma boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Kuroo: [pulls into the drivethrough]
the boys: [cheering]
Kuroo: one black coffee please.
the fukurodani boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Bokuto: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Sugawara: Nishinoya! What did I tell you about lying?
Nishinoya, looking down: ...That it only works on Daichi
Hinata: Kageyama and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Kageyama: We what?
Coach Ukai: I am a responsible adult!
Takeda Sensei: *raises brow*
Coach Ukai: *sighs* I am an adult
Oikawa: I am my own person.
Oikawa: I listen to no one.
Oikawa: I make the rules.
Oikawa: I am the supreme leader.
Oikawa: What I say goes.
Oikawa: I am the most powerful person in the entire world.
Iwaizumi: Shittykawa, come here for a sec.
Oikawa:
Oikawa: Fine.
Yamaguchi: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Tsukki a little bit
Hinata, holding Yamaguchi's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation
Yamaguchi: No, that's our joint tombstone
Hinata: Ah, my mistake
Kuroo: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Yaku: Unless you’re home alone.
Tsukishima: *complaining* Training today was really tough.
Sugawara: So is life
Sugawara: And then you die
Tanaka: I once had a haircut I deeply regretted.
Ennoshita: Is it the one you have now?
Tanaka: No
Ennoshita: Well it should be
Kageyama: I’m perfectly capable of getting dinner on the table!
Kageyama: *on the phone* Hello, Mario’s Pizza? Do you deliver?
Bokuto: *standing on a chair* Don’t go there!
Akaashi: Why?
Bokuto: There’s a big spider!
Akaashi: Can’t you take it out?
Bokuto: I only have two arms and it has eight, that’s not fair!
Yamaguchi: Hey could you recommend a book that made you cry?
Hinata: General mathematics 6th edition
Oikawa: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Ushijima: I do have a sense of humour you know.
Oikawa: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Ushijima: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.